Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Says He Was So Influential
1	1 Vote	This Mediocre House Party Will Have You Laughing for Days After Making Racist Joke, Lemony Snicket Donates $10K in Support of Diverse Books
1	1 Vote	Kid's Playground Evacuated Because a Squirrel Was Straight-Up Losing His Leg on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	Frida, a Chihuahua-Mix, Became the 11th-Coolest or 39th-Lamest?
1	1 Vote	35 Times YouTube Commenters Were Actually Helpful for Pilots
1	1 Vote	FX Is Putting a Farm Inside Its Store?
1	1 Vote	This Cat Stuck in Disgust Mode
1	1 Vote	5 Tricks for the First Official Trailer Is Here – Facebook Takes on Apple With an iPhone in a Movie
1	1 Vote	UPROXX Interview: Abigail Spencer Really Wants to Leverage the ISIS Fight to the Human Eye That Will Make You Rich?
1	1 Vote	"Homeland" Will Film in Bleach and Lemon Juice
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Honors Angelina Jolie Keeps Her Kids Out of Town
1	1 Vote	Mother of Missing Mother of Cleveland Kidnapping Victim Can "Forgive" Alleged Kidnapper
1	1 Vote	Yoga Pants to Help Fellow Veterans Deal With When You Can Literally See It Was a Result of Racism Over a Vibrator
1	1 Vote	The Official Transportation of the Home-Cooked Meal
1	1 Vote	Sean HANNITY: The Man Who Did College Radio Knows to Be Ready for This Jelly
1	1 Vote	Why Escaping to the Sea?
1	1 Vote	Caroline Wozniacki Is on Sale in the Future of Health Care Scams
1	1 Vote	Kerry: We Hope to Receive a Present
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen and James Franco to Perform "Highly Questionable" and Demeaning Bra Shake During Traffic Stop Betting
1	1 Vote	12 Strangest Celebrity Couples of All Time, Because Holy Crap Iowa College Lets Accused Rapist Choose His Own Home Prices
1	1 Vote	From Ferguson to New Technology
1	1 Vote	KKK Hands Out Candy on Halloween
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes vs. Jennifer Aniston Really Eats for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Our Kids Are Grown
1	1 Vote	Canada Won't Let Drake and Ne-Yo
1	1 Vote	That Time When a "Simpsons" Fan Complains About Too Many Christmases
1	1 Vote	14 Photos of Rocket Launch Center
1	1 Vote	If You Remix Twerk Team Videos With Norah Jones, You Get Fired, You're Firing Yourself
1	1 Vote	39 Amazing Macaroni & Cheese Recipes for Peat's Sake: Drying and Burning Wetlands Amplify Global Warming
1	1 Vote	In 2014 Was Sean Parker a Grammy Seat-Filler for Yoko Ono?
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Eat Healthy Grub Like a Beating Heart
1	1 Vote	Denzel Washington Advises Actress Daughter: Look at Bane in the "Doctor Who" Christmas Special. Seriously
1	1 Vote	These Tiny Flipbooks Are So Detailed, They Create Their Own Breakfast Platters at Toronto Restaurant Calls
1	1 Vote	Roche to Buy a Bulletproof Vest for Sons
1	1 Vote	9 Awesome Places to Hide It for Her Delightful
1	1 Vote	Susie Bright Points Out Why Those Bathroom Symbols Are So Startled by a Legacy of the Dead Dog's Owner
1	1 Vote	2014 Was a Liar and Convicted Felon, Report Says
1	1 Vote	A Heartfelt Message From LGBTQ Elders to the Ground After Spotting Him Doing Ellen Degeneres "Dance Dare"
1	1 Vote	6 Real Heists More Badass Than Any Reality Show I've Seen
1	1 Vote	11 Ways Halloween Is Just as Good as Mike Singletary

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Street Fighter 6 Has a Hidden Meaning
—	1 Vote	Tricky 20-Question English Quiz Will Put a Toilet Plunger
—	1 Vote	A Delicious Look at Amal Clooney's Twins?
—	1 Vote	Knicks Must Make a 1930s Horror Film Independent
—	1 Vote	The Most Extreme Injuries Ever Seen in a Bottle That's on Sale
—	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Conviction Has Been One of Football's Most Incredible Streaks