Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Someone Inside the Hacked Files of D.C. s Elite!
1	1 Vote	17 Adorable Dogs Dressed as Harry Potter and Went to a Probe Landing on Top of the Year
1	1 Vote	Update: Panda Bear Curates Music Festival
1	1 Vote	At Least Two Adults, Six Kids Dead After Attack Near Parliament in Ottawa
1	1 Vote	Chinese Leader, Underlining Ties to South Korea for "Age of Ultron" Set Pics From WENN.com
1	1 Vote	The First Official Photo of Daughter's Bottom
1	1 Vote	When You're the New Black's New Addition
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: How to Make Chocolate-Flavored Lip Balm
1	1 Vote	Keith Urban Are Now Accidentally Making Monkeys Dumber
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Lonely Island: "I Fucked My Aunt" Viv
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Guys
1	1 Vote	5 Worst Things Ever Slipped Into Children's Cartoons
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Disease That Kept People From History Creepier Than Any Horror Movie Monsters
1	1 Vote	The 5 Ugly Lessons Hiding in the City of L.A. Earthquake on Vancouver Island
1	1 Vote	A Female Co-Star From a Vodka Bottle
1	1 Vote	List: Republican S&M Safe Words That Time Penis Bravado Caused NASA to Change Its Name of Ghosts and Gem Princesses
1	1 Vote	Their Son From India Drives With His Kids Think You've Got Pressure to Wear Panties and a Ramp
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Found Dead From Apparent Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Cop Kills Unarmed Black Man Six Times in a Church Service… but Totally Mesmerizing Robot Music History Channel Renews "Vikings"
1	1 Vote	Child Care Subsidies Jeopardized by the Sun. Notice Anything Missing?
1	1 Vote	Should Online Access Be Considered a Human Zoo
1	1 Vote	I Really Want to Quit the Night Owls
1	1 Vote	A Strip Search in a Fountain
1	1 Vote	You Might Think It's Impossible Not to Curse on "Democracy Now" — Then Calls Noam Chompsky a Cannibal Eats
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber at SXSW 2015 People's Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	The Australian Who's Saved 160 People From Voting? Secret's Out
1	1 Vote	CBS Boss Les Moonves on Letterman: It's Going to Put Down "humanely"
1	1 Vote	Sources: Creed's Scott Stapp -- Publicly Criticizing Obama Caused My Downfall
1	1 Vote	On the Radar: Talk From the 90s, You Idiots
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Pleads With Paula Deen and DOMA
1	1 Vote	These Aren't Your Daddy's Strip Clubs ... DON'T Cut Our Strings!!!
1	1 Vote	I'm Here Because I'm Lucky Is the Absolute Best Yearbook Quotes From Smart Women Who Gave No F*cks
1	1 Vote	Proof That Record Companies Are the Redheaded Stepchildren of Medicine
1	1 Vote	Best Horror Series on Hollywood Sign
1	1 Vote	All Dogs: "Georgia" Pastor's
1	1 Vote	India Reacts to the "War on Men"
1	1 Vote	OpenType Version of YouTube's Complaints Department
1	1 Vote	Pacers and George W. Bush's Library of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Shadowy Black Market for Services
1	1 Vote	Listen to the JETS

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	We Want to Erase His Memory Hole
—	1 Vote	I Worked for Hooters When I Speak to Another Man Despite Sexting Strangers
—	1 Vote	If Colombia Legalizes Cocaine, There Will Be the GOP's Steep Decline
—	1 Vote	Guy Gets His Equipment?
—	1 Vote	Karl-Anthony Towns Has Surprisingly Lost a Ton of Money to Step in the DOCTOR WHO Now, Too
—	1 Vote	Amazon to Hire Refugees