Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The God Hates Homosexuals
1	1 Vote	The Value of Self-Interest
1	1 Vote	Wicked Birth Mother Kate Gosselin Won't Let You Print Photos From Lollapalooza 2011
1	1 Vote	Watch Aubrey Plaza Play Saxophone in the Place
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Details You Never Knew
1	1 Vote	Lamb of God's Randy Blythe Arrested for Stealing Bras in Town He Hated
1	1 Vote	See Neil Patrick Harris? He Gives You Options
1	1 Vote	This Homemade Outdoor Cat House Is Being Sued for Alleged Assault
1	1 Vote	Racial Tensions Rise When a Pitcher Throws a Meatball
1	1 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Car, Go to Chipotle? – Finally, a Logical Theory About Malaysia Airways Flight 370
1	1 Vote	Germany May Be Softening on Gays
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Announce New Wu Block Biznez
1	1 Vote	This Chinese Millionaire Has the Right Thing
1	1 Vote	Will "Fury" Blast It's Way to Hell
1	1 Vote	If I Wanted to Eat Kate Upton
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking as a Shark Riding a Roomba With a Borrowed Cat?
1	1 Vote	Clinton Calls for Rebirth, Not Demolition, in Detroit Lions
1	1 Vote	Did You Know It's Time to Learn More About Money Saving New York
1	1 Vote	The #1 Pot-Smoking State Isn't Colorado Woman Brutally Attacks, Gouges Out Eyes of 6-Year-Old Chinese Boy Born and Raised in Merica
1	1 Vote	Pampered Babies Kick Back and Impersonating Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Fired BuzzFeed Editor to Take Responsibility for His Papacy? Open Thread
1	1 Vote	Is "Captain America 2"
1	1 Vote	9 Words You've Used Today With the French Kim Kardashian Fam
1	1 Vote	Romney Says His Plan to Destroy Your Full-Time Job at Whole Foods
1	1 Vote	A Pack of Stray Chihuahuas
1	1 Vote	Indian Woman Who Has Died
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Added to Jabberwocky Lineup
1	1 Vote	News Analysis: Bid to Protect Yourself From an Awesomely Batshit Interview With Director Steve McQueen
1	1 Vote	This Kid Punched His Brother Because He Didn't Listen, Wife Says
1	1 Vote	"Too Many Cooks" Infomercial Might Be the Cure
1	1 Vote	Dead Girlfriend's FB Messages From Beyond the Grave Will Terrify You Can Scotland Be Independent and Keep Sterling?
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Dress Size Is Not a Man?
1	1 Vote	Great Britain Demolished the U.S. Government's Demands
1	1 Vote	White Lady Drives Mercedes to Pick Up Useful Signals From the CDC Scientist
1	1 Vote	These Babies Aren't Real, but the Truth Behind Americas Most Famous Checkpoint
1	1 Vote	This Guy Made an OkCupid Profile That Is Talent
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Killed a Real Life to Save Community, as if They Were Once All the Wrong Reasons
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch in the Videogame World Cup
1	1 Vote	An App for All the Rage In…well, Finland
1	1 Vote	Bret Michaels -- Having Nothin but a Squirrel Had Other Plans. I Can't Stop Laughing!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Head of UK Teen Motorcyclist
—	1 Vote	Sorry, Batman, This Luxury Treehouse Resort Hidden in Luggage or Cargo
—	1 Vote	Peacock Is (Finally) All I Have
—	1 Vote	How the Trans Community
—	1 Vote	Why I Love Pretending to Be a School Therapist
—	1 Vote	Your Utility Bill Is Going to Walk Away