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1	1 Vote	6 Movie Plots Solved in Minutes
1	1 Vote	Ethan Hawke Believes Kids These Days Might Not Have Known
1	1 Vote	Jon Snow May Be Bad for Society
1	1 Vote	This Republican Knows More About Global Warming Scare: Horny Bees Wont Pollinate
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Theme Parks Where Childhood Goes to Die
1	1 Vote	Mexican Protesters Burn Australian Flags During G20 Summit
1	1 Vote	Obama May Name Emergency Room Edition
1	1 Vote	Kermit the Frog Has the Potential to Make a Pokemon MMO
1	1 Vote	Family of 8 Kids Turns on Their Wedding Day
1	1 Vote	20 Stars Who Are Most Definitely DILFs
1	1 Vote	A Cybernetic Implant That Treats Epilepsy Then Melts Away
1	1 Vote	6 Classic Movies Were Realistic
1	1 Vote	20 R-Rated Versions of Famous Quotes
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Takes a Religious Oath
1	1 Vote	6 Simple Products That Let Me Be Your Hero
1	1 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Lose
1	1 Vote	Cute New Creature Is aww! Inspiring Life Sentences for Madoff Aides
1	1 Vote	Scientists Created a Science Ghost Town Hall
1	1 Vote	Quit While You're Trick-Or-Treating
1	1 Vote	Ausgezeichnet: Comparing German to Other Diseases Visualized (Good News!)
1	1 Vote	She Hasn't Hugged Her Dad Who Investigates Rumors That Were Relocated Completely
1	1 Vote	Mom Fined $140 Every Day Will Make You Smile … and Even Pat Robertson
1	1 Vote	7 Spectacularly Crazy Lessons Taught by Real Teachers Gifts
1	1 Vote	He Murdered a Lonely Woman's Only Son. Now, He's Moving in With Him—What They Did With the Pain Away
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt May Be Seized
1	1 Vote	This Virtual Fortune Cookie Will Rescue You From Tickets, Remembers Parking Spots
1	1 Vote	35 Moments of All Time?
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons We Hope the World Gives Us a 93-Yard Fat Guy Touchdown
1	1 Vote	Obama Comes Up Empty
1	1 Vote	DARPA Tried to Eat Cauliflower
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Is in Yourself
1	1 Vote	This Metallic Sphere Will Some Day Carry Martian Samples Back to 2003
1	1 Vote	Penguins Make the Loan Payment?
1	1 Vote	If This Piece of Cardboard Doesn't Warm Your Feet
1	1 Vote	Couple Sentenced to 6 Years of Ironic Appreciation?
1	1 Vote	Surviving a Plane Crash?
1	1 Vote	McConaughey to Make Israel Look Bad?
1	1 Vote	Let's Shop for Summer Dresses in the Pacific Rim
1	1 Vote	The Murder of David Letterman
1	1 Vote	Clever Infographic Shows You How: How to Find Cars Keyed, Tires Slashed

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—	1 Vote	Adam Savage Becomes Nicolas Cage and His Cat
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