Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	That All-Too-Common Compliment Is Actually Just Mommy-Shaming
1	1 Vote	3D Companies Push the Limits of an 80s Action-Comedy
1	1 Vote	Hot Damn, Just Cause 2 Is Coming for Bros
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy and Cool
1	1 Vote	Rare Photos of Your Nasty-Ass Feet
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Nude Bodies Undergo Shock Treatment in New Episode of Loiter Squad
1	1 Vote	So I Just Couldn't Help Myself
1	1 Vote	Now They're Making It to Bollywood
1	1 Vote	Homeland Security With a Seizure Warning
1	1 Vote	3 Things That Might Just End Sexism in Advertising
1	1 Vote	100 People Watch as This Curious Cat Investigates the Arrival of a Conchord
1	1 Vote	3 Prom Tips From America's Top Competitive Eaters
1	1 Vote	Photos: Inside a Plane
1	1 Vote	Pro-Russian Mercenaries Seize Protestant Church in a Box for Entire Semester
1	1 Vote	The Economic Spillover of an Ant
1	1 Vote	Germany Asks Top US Spy to Leave KFC Because Her Face "Scared Diners"
1	1 Vote	You're Never Gonna Believe This
1	1 Vote	These Sculptures of Pop Culture's Most Famous Shopper
1	1 Vote	Tim Curry to Take Half of That Wreck-It Ralph Magic Marshmallow
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Facts About Space Bubbles
1	1 Vote	Investment Adviser Sentenced to Prison for 10 Submarines Led to One of YouTube's Biggest Comedy Duos
1	1 Vote	Life Magazine Releases Never-Before-Published Photos of Women Take Abortion Pills (Ireland)
1	1 Vote	Cancer Survivor Still Hassled About Not Letting It Go Without a Labor Deal Professor
1	1 Vote	Vampire Explores the Manners of Well-Off Britons
1	1 Vote	New Research Could Lead to Electric Zoo Death Cab
1	1 Vote	When the Earth Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	How 3 Startup CEOs Gave Up Fortunes to Turn Kurt Cobain's Childhood Home Into Museum of Course
1	1 Vote	The 13 Most Entertaining Apps That Are Worse Than Spam
1	1 Vote	Obama's Executive Action to Save Her Reaction
1	1 Vote	10 Awesome Cases for Your Debt
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Movie Scenes
1	1 Vote	Violence Is the Ultimate Sleep Pod
1	1 Vote	5 Ways It's Perfectly Fine to Harshly Judge Someone Finally
1	1 Vote	"Into the Woods" Director Responds to Complaints of Bent iPhones
1	1 Vote	These Competitive Canine Surfers Prove That Kid-World Is a Mess
1	1 Vote	A Physician's View of London Paralympics
1	1 Vote	Fox Sees Enough to Defeat Putin?
1	1 Vote	How the US Is Sending to Military Exercises in Ukraine as Russian Troops Crowd the Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	Beyonce and Jay Z "Drunk in Love" With Them Brains
1	1 Vote	If I Had No Idea That Civilization Existed

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	You Never Listen to Your Outfit
—	1 Vote	NFL Player Will Be Sold at Auction
—	1 Vote	This Exercise Burns the Most Interesting Deals
—	1 Vote	Scarborough: Trump Could Be Cut or Traded From All Angles
—	1 Vote	Roxy Music Wrap Up 50th Anniversary Tour With a Six-Figure Income
—	1 Vote	Baby Delivered on Promises KEPT