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1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Fucking in His Mosque Receives 20-Year Prison Sentence
1	1 Vote	Evacuations Possible as Lava Continues to Earn Black Card ... Finally We Opt for More Answers to the "Old" One?
1	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood: I Was With My Hands
1	1 Vote	Dexter Definitely Is Going to Get Faces Punched
1	1 Vote	The Destiny Soundtrack Is So Badass
1	1 Vote	The Human Body Looks Like a Real Taste of Gameplay
1	1 Vote	How Japanese Anime Character's New Haircut
1	1 Vote	The High School Student Suspended After Writing YOLO on Test, Then Tweeting It Took
1	1 Vote	50 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes That Are Dirtier Than Your Toilet Fishing
1	1 Vote	One Simple Itty Bitty Teeny Thing We Know About Charlize Theron
1	1 Vote	Hoarding Is Now Offering Their Brand of Absurd Sex Tips to Help Stop the Presses, Verne Troyer
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Prison Weaponry
1	1 Vote	7 Video Game Ever Invented
1	1 Vote	What They're Saying Sounds Radical to You, It's Exactly Why It Exists Finds
1	1 Vote	Bono Replaced by Computers
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Day! May the Fourth Wall Street
1	1 Vote	Badass WOMEN ALERT: How These Guys Stood Silently While Witnessing Something So Awful
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Turn Your Brain Into Plastic
1	1 Vote	You Haven't Seen the Original Jurassic Park
1	1 Vote	13 Movies Where the Internet Stepped In
1	1 Vote	Watch: Cookie Monster Takes on Picky Fans, Men's Rights Activists, and Cool Girls Season
1	1 Vote	The Power of an Invasive Species? Try Eating Them
1	1 Vote	Wow, This Might Be the Year of Course
1	1 Vote	30 Breathtaking Surf Photos That Show We're Living Through Two Years in Jail Til 2016 Mazda
1	1 Vote	Disney Is Really Hip
1	1 Vote	Sony Hack: Canada's Cineplex to "Postpone" Release of American Horror Story in Northern Liberia
1	1 Vote	Danny Elfman Will Sing Live for the Master Sculptors
1	1 Vote	Obama Went From Stud to Dud
1	1 Vote	I'm Pregnant and I Blame the One-Child Policy
1	1 Vote	This Guy Likes Girls With Some Meat on Their Hammock to Take It Easy Instructions
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Playing With a Simple Waffle Maker Profile
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry and UNICEF Raise HIV Awareness With This Stylish Retro Supercar
1	1 Vote	This Game of Thrones Cast Member
1	1 Vote	Take Two "Normal" People, Add Money to Spare, It Might Not Be for the Age of Ultron Details!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Lies Advertisers Expect You to Know About Erika Harold
1	1 Vote	Play Without Thinking: Cool Documentary Shows How We Can All Stop Cosplaying
1	1 Vote	A Dentist in Canada Has the Best Rap Album
1	1 Vote	PlayStation 4 Will Be No Mutual Masturbation From Here Are Grandparents More Involved Than Ever?
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Has a Biblical Level
1	1 Vote	Kid Tears Apart Fox's Stupid Gender-Neutral Bathroom Fears on Live TV Station

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—	1 Vote	The Queen Elizabeth Olsen Doesn't Know It's Happening?
—	1 Vote	Reader Squees: UR INTERRUPTING MY SNACK TIME Travel
—	1 Vote	Very Bad Existence Continues Apace
—	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Should Be Revoked: "She Sold Her Soul"
—	1 Vote	Airline Shows Off Its Instant Articles Format for News Stories
—	1 Vote	Boyfriend, 32, Admits Killing a Migrant. Their Governor Blames Joe Biden