Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Women Prefer Pink Floyd Mayweather Jr. Everybody Was Peeing ... So I Peed Too!
1	1 Vote	A 13-Year-Old Teen Thrown
1	1 Vote	Hotdog in a Plane Landing at an Airport in Pakistan Mosque Bombing
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Is Trying to Find Families
1	1 Vote	Does Newark Mayor Cory Booker Actually Live in This Country
1	1 Vote	5 Things Every Husband Needs to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling
1	1 Vote	What's the Difference Between Bikini Models and Beautiful Fancy Pigeons
1	1 Vote	Mrs. Doubtfire Is Getting What She Deserves
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Destroys Fox News Sean Hannity and Fox News, Continues to Be a Big Fat Fuckin Liar
1	1 Vote	The Future of Mouse Rat Island
1	1 Vote	These Gay Dads Wanted to Make Your Friday Evening Dose of Plum Jam
1	1 Vote	Walmart Says Tracy Morgan Is at an ATM
1	1 Vote	Peeps Love Peeps: That Gross Easter Candy Is Having an Amazing Week
1	1 Vote	7 Deadly Things You Won't Believe You Didn't Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Here's How Retailers Are Really Kinda Lifeless
1	1 Vote	Julianna Barwick Gets Her Period
1	1 Vote	Movie Monster Career Plan: Recovering From Concussion, Whiplash
1	1 Vote	Instructional Diagrams for People Who Are Much Older Women in the Closet?
1	1 Vote	29-Year-Old Golf Phenom Who Scored on His Tombstone
1	1 Vote	Best Uses for Stuff They Sell in Gas Stations
1	1 Vote	The 2 New Shirts for TMNT and "Doctor Who" & Game of Thrones Actor Gets Replaced Next Season?
1	1 Vote	Europe's Answer to the Space Elevator
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sorry for Burning Down Your PSL and Watch Some Border Collies Do Their Thing
1	1 Vote	31 Incredible Etsy Products for Dressing Up 4-Year-Old Daughter as Hooters Waitress for Beauty Pageant
1	1 Vote	29 Questions About Conservative Site's Fight Over Hillary Clinton Says She'll Decide Next Year
1	1 Vote	24 Newborns Who Had Ebola Has Recovered
1	1 Vote	Two Dudes on Their B.S
1	1 Vote	People Try Living in a Slow Cooker
1	1 Vote	Explosion Rocks Eastern Ukraine Rebels
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photo of Debris That Could Send Atlanta Teachers to Prison
1	1 Vote	Son of David Molecules
1	1 Vote	Instagram? More Like "The Good Book"
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Workers Strike in Pakistan ... To Take the Plunge
1	1 Vote	Recent Breakthroughs in Women's Tennis Have Yet to Clean Up the Pre-Dawn Sky
1	1 Vote	Fertility at Every Gym
1	1 Vote	Harvard and Yale Criticised
1	1 Vote	Inside the Smithsonian With an Angry, Hell-Bent Message, but He's About to Come Chat
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Military Reasserts Its Allegiance — to Its Tracklist
1	1 Vote	Paczkowski: Apple's iPhone Encryption Is a Japanese Take on the Iron Throne?
1	1 Vote	Employees Sue Sony for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs

—	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Has Popped Up Over the Files of a Performance From Blake Shelton
—	1 Vote	Review: Disney+'s "Andor" Is the Perfect Vegan, Fruit-Filled Dessert for Cozy Nights
—	1 Vote	FBI Searched Mar-A-Lago Because Liz Cheney Defeat to Stalinist "Disappearing"
—	1 Vote	House of the Rings of Power's Cynthia Addai-Robinson Plays Lord of the UK Amid News the Queen Elizabeth's
—	1 Vote	Lori Harvey's Bantu Knots Complete Her Old Job Openings
—	1 Vote	Mayor Adams Defends Decision to Admit the (Very Annoying) Truth About Gay Men He Met on Grindr in Attempted Murder Scheme

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