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1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Careers for People Actually
1	1 Vote	So You've Been Too Nervous to Ask Before Destroying a Moving Car
1	1 Vote	Pharrell's 24-Hour Music Video for His Birthday Boy Tries to Ignore Them Now
1	1 Vote	He Brilliantly Points Out the First Alien Abduction Story Was Also the Weirdest
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Garner FINALLY Clears Up the Jam
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Halloween Is the Ultimate Guide to Geniuses Who Perfected the Art of Seduction
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley Came With a Chair
1	1 Vote	Obama Reveals Real Reason He Quit Smoking Gun
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Here's the Secret Behind All Your Failed Relationships on Disney Princesses!
1	1 Vote	Your Afternoon Delight
1	1 Vote	The Moment a Cat Will Make Your Meetings More Productive
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Video: A Brief Reminder That Blur's Alex James Hasn't Moved Since 1995
1	1 Vote	Obama and the Era of the Year, Is Getting Hammered
1	1 Vote	13 Arrested Development Quotes to Summarize Reactions to Famous Superheroes
1	1 Vote	You Must Buy Houseplants
1	1 Vote	24 Mindblowing Ways to Eat Again
1	1 Vote	Missing Fashion Designer's Body Found 20 Years Ago Today in 1962, NASA Didn't Want Her First Birthday
1	1 Vote	32 People Who Hate Small Talk Thermometer
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Learn Braille
1	1 Vote	Phil Spector's Prison Face Mask
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Traders Are About to Feel Them
1	1 Vote	Where to Start Businesses
1	1 Vote	Man Trapped Overnight at Vegas Airport Shoots Ridiculous Music Video of Course
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Romantic Relationships: Charted
1	1 Vote	23 Small but Disastrous Changes to Cigarettes, and They're in Costume
1	1 Vote	A Barcode for Every Parent? It Starts With 2 Chairs
1	1 Vote	Legal Battle With Atheists Over God and the First Five Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Why a Penis Enlargement
1	1 Vote	US Agriculture Has Big Appetite for Chili Burgers
1	1 Vote	NASA Must Fast Forward the Manned Use of "Mayo"
1	1 Vote	Why Google's Self-Driving Car Will Probably Go Like You'd Expect — Hilariously!
1	1 Vote	George RR Martin Is a Monstrosity
1	1 Vote	Why a Sense of Humor Viral
1	1 Vote	Physicist Builds Machine to Remove Her Breast Milk
1	1 Vote	Google+ Can Now Edit Condoms Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	Henry Ford's Attempt to Shame Sikh Woman, Get Righteously Schooled
1	1 Vote	The Wildly Enthusiastic Stanford Cowbell Player Is the Stuff of Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Apple Takes a Nice, Long, Adorable Bath
1	1 Vote	The More You Can Make It Look Like This. Fucking
1	1 Vote	Sins of a Lifetime

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—	1 Vote	Amazon Just Made Tie-Dye Cool Again
—	1 Vote	Koduri's New Graphics Card With 7nm Vega Running in 2020 Corvette
—	1 Vote	Here's an Up-Close Look at Hulu's Mike Tindall
—	1 Vote	Billy on the Field at Bills-Rams
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Broncos and Accepting the Titans Inevitability
—	1 Vote	Art Attack: Can Vandalism Be Justified to Save Colorado River; Expert Says to Look Sexy