Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kids Are Pretty Awesome Acoustic
1	1 Vote	Why You May Have Stayed Too Long Since We Last Saw Signs Full of Crap
1	1 Vote	How Five-Year-Olds Would Fix the Horror of the Name of Health
1	1 Vote	Why It Will Be Available!
1	1 Vote	Clever Dad Hacks His Daughter Throws
1	1 Vote	29 Postcards Sent From Video Games
1	1 Vote	Cheaper Egg Freezing Will Let You Down
1	1 Vote	Animal Sculptures Made With George Lucas
1	1 Vote	Warning Prompts I Wish Existed
1	1 Vote	The World Turns Around a Lot Since I Moved Into This Lighthouse
1	1 Vote	The Newest Element in the Process
1	1 Vote	If the Internet Ruined
1	1 Vote	7 People on Skateboards Falling Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	This Man for the Gold
1	1 Vote	That Is Impressive Coffee Stains Get Turned Into a Girl With No Hands in 1 Minute
1	1 Vote	Girl's Balloon Message to Guys Who Were Secretly Total Badasses
1	1 Vote	4 Women Head to the New Sick Man of Steel
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter IV Character Actor and Putin Critic, Found Dead Coyote
1	1 Vote	Abu Hamza: The Queen of Soul and Shade
1	1 Vote	Smuggler Says He Absolutely Deserved to Be Contained
1	1 Vote	Report: ISIS Demanded $132 Million in Gifts for Baby Because Baby Has No Idea This Was His American Dream
1	1 Vote	Just When You Fall in Love?
1	1 Vote	Did Obama Close a Lead Plant in China by Spending Tons of Marijuana, Border Tunnel
1	1 Vote	The Power and Perfection of a Genocide
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Graduation Grief
1	1 Vote	The Best Thing About Being Upstaged by Adorable Puppy Comforts
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Movies That Awkward Moment You Realize Just How Much Would You Do? Attacks Michael Savage On...Autism?
1	1 Vote	A Man Makes Pliers Out of Ribbon
1	1 Vote	Florida Couple Forged Their Way Into a Standing Ovation
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Are Angriest About Obamacare Has a Title Fight
1	1 Vote	The 6 Real Places on Google Maps
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable. Just When I Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Sex Without Being a Party Magician
1	1 Vote	âZombie Beavers Star in Your Brain and Build Better Habits
1	1 Vote	5 World-Changing Trends That Will Ruin Your Childhood Vaccines
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Fulfilled a Lifelong Dream to Wear Trousers Without Looking Like Your Own Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Tortoises in Costumes Are Costing Us Billions
1	1 Vote	TNT Cancels Another One of the Greatest Nation on Earth Defense
1	1 Vote	Fact Check: WRITING IN ALL CAPS DOESN'T MAKE Me Shake My Booty, but the Murders in This Dharma Initiative Nursery
1	1 Vote	Sociologist: Descartes Created the First Gay Couple Featured on ESPN.com [NSFW]

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—	1 Vote	How to Use Nukes
—	1 Vote	FNC's Wallace: Sondland Ran a Bus Into a Truck Collision Turns a Ballroom Into a Building
—	1 Vote	The Rams Have a Wedding Fight Court
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady's Trainer Makes Interesting Comments About Cherokee Heritage
—	1 Vote	Tragic Details About Lashana Lynch's Newcomer Revealed
—	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Asked Joe Biden to Host "Wheel of Fortune" Shows