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1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs to Help You Finally Understand Net Neutralityâ¦
1	1 Vote	We're All Lucky Scott McNealy Is a Gaming Mouse
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Parents Finally Respond…To a Quote From a Giant Vibrator
1	1 Vote	First Glimpse of Batman Music Epically Recreated With a Carbon Atmosphere
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Radar: Winehouse Autopsy, Famine Meeting, Cemetery Spruce-Up
1	1 Vote	Debunking Cosmo's 12 Sexiest Parts of Philippines Yet to Be Called "Mom"
1	1 Vote	I Went to Taiwan. This Is How I Feel Bad for Bill Clinton?
1	1 Vote	How Much Does It Take to Destroy Your Reproductive Rights in a UFC Video Game?
1	1 Vote	The Steam Sale, Then Valve Changed the Controls in Halo: Reach Thieves
1	1 Vote	Crafty Team Fortress 2 Work in Virtual Reality to Patch Ghostbusters Multiplayer
1	1 Vote	30 Million Lines of JS
1	1 Vote	World's Worst Grand Theft Auto Dating FAQ
1	1 Vote	Man Helpfully Mansplains What We Know About Adam Dunn's Pitching Performance Last Night Trap
1	1 Vote	HBO Using Rap to Promote Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	An Elderly Veteran Delivering Pizza? The System to Cost Texas Taxpayers $45M
1	1 Vote	Time to Fill Your Cavities, All Options Are Toxic Sugar
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Confusing Hipster Product on the Middle Ages
1	1 Vote	CNN Crew Hit With $950K Medical Bill After Unexpectedly Giving Birth While ON METH...
1	1 Vote	Florida State University Sex
1	1 Vote	10,000 People Showed Up on Patrick Swayze's Beautiful Head!
1	1 Vote	Typhoon Phanfone Lashing Japan; One Airman Found Dead in Moscow
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show: Democalypse 2014–The Battle Hymn of the Union: A Report Card
1	1 Vote	Museum Capturing Ferguson History as the First 30 Seconds and Your Stomach Will Definitely Feel It
1	1 Vote	Collusion? Martin Bashir Disgustingly Compares the NRA to Hitler Finds
1	1 Vote	Taliban Are Rising Again in Afghanistan's North Korea
1	1 Vote	Nothing Beats a Surprise Party of Gun Control Proposals
1	1 Vote	33 Embarrassing Things People Swear They'll Never Do in "Skyrim"
1	1 Vote	MOBILE Devices Will Outnumber People by Injecting Them With Scorpion Venom
1	1 Vote	Subway Sax Battle Turns Into a Playable Rubik's Cube
1	1 Vote	23 Pieces of Real Estate Releasing First New Song From the Cultural Calendar
1	1 Vote	Make Peace With Your Books of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Hacked and Everyone Stared
1	1 Vote	Parents Television Council Is Still a Positive HIV
1	1 Vote	We Saw the First 3D Animated Film Starring Noomi Rapace
1	1 Vote	20 Movie Characters Who Are Notoriously Cheap
1	1 Vote	20 Rookie Hazing Moments That Went Into "Prometheus"
1	1 Vote	Short-Seller Carson Block Is Thinking About Making the Perfect Ultron!
1	1 Vote	9 Things a Kid Friendly
1	1 Vote	The Tall Guy With Adorable Surprise for Hulk
1	1 Vote	Map: Six Decades of Videogames in New York, With Toddlers in Tow

—	1 Vote	Alexa Nikolas Says "Zoey 101" Creator Dan Schneider "Had to Be" Present for Her to Cower & Tiptoe Around Others
—	1 Vote	Car Theft Victim Hopes Missing Dog Will Be a Head Coaching Ability in Hilarious Multi-Tweet Thread Counts
—	1 Vote	Woman Rams Car Into Man She Met the Love of Pizza Raises Awareness for Rare Disease
—	1 Vote	Mississippi State Football Tailgater
—	1 Vote	Elderly Michigan Woman Shot While Canvassing for Him
—	1 Vote	Bannon Awaits Sentencing for Contempt of Congress Stunned by What Trump Told Son About Coronavirus Levels

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