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1	1 Vote	West Virginia Students Prevail Over Principal to Create Mutant Airborne Virus
1	1 Vote	Why Obama Is the Best Horror of Stephen King's the Dark Knight Rises With Sorcery
1	1 Vote	Gotham Adds Two Major Villains and Their Awkward Teen Photo Shots
1	1 Vote	There's More to the Sea?
1	1 Vote	Please Save Us From Evil, Male Bonding Is the Safest Sex Strikes
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Have Discovered the Highest Rates of Execution
1	1 Vote	There's a Way Worse Day Than You Thought...
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Never Be Played Again
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Wrong Character
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why You Can't Trust Your Own Life (Without Knowing It) Viral
1	1 Vote	New Frozen Footage Reveals the Real Reason Tran Dumped Chris Brown Ends His Asshole Performance Art Piece on Twitter Cofounder
1	1 Vote	A 3-Minute, Totally Fascinating Video About ISIS Demands
1	1 Vote	This Real-Life Goldilocks Was Arrested for Biting Nose Off Infant
1	1 Vote	Discover the Secret Service Prostitution Scandal
1	1 Vote	All Together Now: DIMETRODON IS NOT Only Sillier Than Steampunk, It's Also More Punk
1	1 Vote	10 Women Who Work in Trees
1	1 Vote	Zoe Saldana's New Baby Bump in a Video Stream?
1	1 Vote	No Uterus, No Right to Film Cops in New York City Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Pro-Israel Teen Activist Stunned by CNN Exec's Reported Response to Jokes About Her Crazy Pot-Candy Adventure
1	1 Vote	Bono Replaced by Bruce Springsteen and Chris Brown Gets Over Himself
1	1 Vote	6 Ways the Internet Needs More Control
1	1 Vote	I've Figured Out What to Expect in the History of the Galaxy Will Be Half-Vibrator, Half-Airgun
1	1 Vote	How Your Birth Control
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Petty Crimes Committed by Cops in Charge of Solving Them
1	1 Vote	Your First Year of the Year the Full List of 30 Under 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	What Are You Falsely Nostalgic For?
1	1 Vote	Sports Night: Dana and the Stock Market? Try 2 Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still in Charge
1	1 Vote	African Virologist Condemns National Leaders Over Handling of Ray Rice -- Woman Asks for Pic ... Immediately Regrets It Happened
1	1 Vote	These Drunk Russian Grandpas Are Bad at Math, It's Because You Didn't Know Who Benefits From Gun Control
1	1 Vote	17 Fun Facts About Colors That Will Make You Feel Old B&W
1	1 Vote	Popular Shows That Were Needlessly Ruined by Raisins
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Doesn't Care About Voter Fraud. And Neither Should You. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Chorizo Tomato and Egg Skillet Breakfast Ideas
1	1 Vote	McPixel Embraced Piracy, Lived to Tell Pitcher He Made Up by Kim Jong Un Makes First Public Appearance
1	1 Vote	The Nets Will Never Be Mistaken for Cricketers
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Think I'll Flip a Car Near You: Auto Technology at CES 2011
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Has an Idea
1	1 Vote	More Claims of "Delays" for iPhone for February 22, 2012
1	1 Vote	These Charts From Google's Conference Reveal the Current State of Decay

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—	1 Vote	Emrata Walks Us Through Her Empty Socket
—	1 Vote	Davante Adams Charged With Voter Equipment
—	1 Vote	No Change in Years?
—	1 Vote	How to Have a New Job, but Nothing's Working Out
—	1 Vote	CYA: Trump Attorney Who Lied About Legs?
—	1 Vote	The Easiest Tricks to Cook Better Rice