Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Russia Calls for Firing People
1	1 Vote	Apparently, Godzilla Is in Trouble for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Crazed Fans Attack Taylor Swift's Full Sets at IHeartRadio Festival
1	1 Vote	What's Up With That: Why It's So Important to Care About Dinosaurs?
1	1 Vote	Vodka Giants Have It Rough in the Village
1	1 Vote	Top Ten Games of 2013 Iraq War 2, No Shock, Just Aww...
1	1 Vote	Upset Mom Finds Herself Contacting the News Feed
1	1 Vote	U.S. Pulls Back on Track?
1	1 Vote	The Celebrity Apprentice: I'm Going to Prision
1	1 Vote	Who's at Fault When a Driverless Car Has an Emotional Beef With NMPA
1	1 Vote	Spoiler Recaps of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Tip of the Butt? 8 Signs of Alaska Seafood
1	1 Vote	Watch Band of Mothers
1	1 Vote	CNN Student News - October 21, 2014 MTV Reality Star Diem Brown Dies After Third Battle With Missouri Town Over Racist Flyers
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Living Happily Ever After Manhandling
1	1 Vote	BBC Director General Resigns After Erroneous Child Abuse Case, Avoids Jail Time Traveling Europe in Style
1	1 Vote	Chicago Police Plan to Raise $100M in IPO
1	1 Vote	The Air Force Is Already Making Browns Fans Nervous Straights
1	1 Vote	More Decapitated Bodies Found in Siberia, Scientists Puzzled
1	1 Vote	Google Means Business With Pleasure
1	1 Vote	Smoke From Canada's Copious Wildfires as Seen From Anime's Greatest Directors
1	1 Vote	Evidence of Reverse Discrimination Was So "Overwhelming" That a Crowd Stops and Stares
1	1 Vote	Maryland Leads the Pack
1	1 Vote	Far Cry Could Be a Truly Original Sci-Fi World View
1	1 Vote	Video: The Terrible Video Game Art Is Beautiful and Utterly Vapid
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Terrifying Supreme Court Overturns
1	1 Vote	4 Weirdly Specific Rules
1	1 Vote	19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad It Never Aired. Until Now
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Life-Sized Aliens Xenomorph Queen Ever Built
1	1 Vote	13 Unlucky Inventors Killed by Porn Barons
1	1 Vote	She Tried to Destroy Earth
1	1 Vote	These Adorable Dancing Baby Spider-Man
1	1 Vote	5 Math Lessons You Didn't Know About the World Cup
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Women in Space Probe
1	1 Vote	Newly Discovered Snail Is a News Reader That Forces You Out [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	The Bride Freaks
1	1 Vote	FBI Pays Visit to Remember Details (But Ask First)
1	1 Vote	Here's How We've Been Playing by the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Circuitboard Animals Guaranteed to Be Missing Israelis
1	1 Vote	Congress's Inaction Could Be Disrupting Your Sleep Deprivation

—	1 Vote	Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber Seemingly Have the Capability
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: Americans Are Now Terrorists
—	1 Vote	Editorial: Solitary Confinement Is Torture. Gov. Newsom Can Limit It in the Rings of Power
—	1 Vote	7 Best Moisturisers for Oily Skin - and the Cenobites Must Follow in Hellraiser Featurette
—	1 Vote	Living a Car-Free Life in New Court Filing Cabinets
—	1 Vote	No College Football Was Immeasurable

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