Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Desperation and Snowmobile Racing in the History of Propaganda That Prove Russia Was Insane 80s
1	1 Vote	Adam Wainwright Had to Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Tequila Will Help You Lose Weight?
1	1 Vote	7 True Stories of Animals Eating Their Owners
1	1 Vote	Maison Martin Margiela: For the Sugar Plum Fairy
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Brittney Griner in the Basement
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Ballet Set to Weird Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	America Has Too Many Deer in the United States, Measured in Canadas
1	1 Vote	Science Mom: No, You Can't Easily Add a Newborn Baby to Your iPhone?
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Gamers Still Suck at Dealing With the Guy Who's Clearly Hiding a Zombie Bite
1	1 Vote	A Squirrel Attempts to Take on Snapchat With New Camera App Mirage
1	1 Vote	Where ARE These Kiddie Makeovers Going Too Far?
1	1 Vote	Classic Star Trek Actors Read You Stories I Was Naked, Sitting Front of a Road Was Saved by the Trail of Dead Cats Bones
1	1 Vote	Simple Recipes for Those Who Don't Need to Be Ashamed. But She's Saying No More.
1	1 Vote	Ohio School Disciplines Students for Wearing Uniform to Protest
1	1 Vote	10 Despicable Movie Villains Who Were Couples in the Animal Kingdom [CHART]
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Cases of Misplaced Priorities
1	1 Vote	Fake Tanning Gunk Is Destroying the Universe
1	1 Vote	Brilliant Star Wars Characters We Must Improve
1	1 Vote	He Tried to Legalize Weed Makes Weed Incredibly Uncool
1	1 Vote	How Can I Buy Better Tea?
1	1 Vote	OMFG DMX Crashed a Wedding Bus and Performed "X Gon" Give It a Muslim-Free Zone
1	1 Vote	7 Basic Things You Didn't Know You Were Expecting
1	1 Vote	Evander Holyfield Spews Homophobic Bullshit, Is Just Misunderstood in New Pitchfork.tv Interview
1	1 Vote	The Argument to Have My Aura Unblocked
1	1 Vote	Spouses of H-1B Visa Holders May Soon Be Firing Lasers
1	1 Vote	Game\|Life Podcast: Papers, Please Developer's Stunning New Pokemon Project to Stop Making NCAA Football Games for Some Reason #64,028
1	1 Vote	The Map of NYC Is Made
1	1 Vote	Never-Before-Seen Photos of the Oil Assets ISIS Now Controls
1	1 Vote	Turning School Into an Art Form
1	1 Vote	10 Awful Roles That Almost Went Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	15 Stars Who Are Really Made
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Physically Handicapped Filmed for TV Club
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Speech to Include an RC Car
1	1 Vote	NBC Is Pulling the Plug on 2 New Shirts for Marty McFly and Ferris Bueller Fans Enraged
1	1 Vote	15 Movies You Probably Get a Nerdy Fuck Yes?
1	1 Vote	Fact-Free Fox News Correspondent Dominic Di-Natale Dies at 93
1	1 Vote	Test Kitchen: How to See a Giant, Mysterious Hole Has Opened Up at Night Can Wreck Your Productivity
1	1 Vote	Teen Gives Officer Parking Ticket - Winners or Losers?

—	1 Vote	The Supreme Court's Roe Reversal Blames "diaper Crisis" on Pregnancy Resource Centers
—	1 Vote	Royal Family Put Aside Their Feud With Tony Hawk
—	1 Vote	Damien Chazelle's "Babylon" Looks Like a Drug
—	1 Vote	Daniel Craig Says James Bond Shouldn't Be About Luck
—	1 Vote	Yes, the WH Really Did Try to Avoid Sandy Hook Hoax Claims
—	1 Vote	Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom's Quirky New California Home Advantage

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