Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Underemployed: "The Roommate" Informed
1	1 Vote	6 Ways My Beard Makes Me Seem Thoughtful and Worldly
1	1 Vote	‘Infomercials’ For Doctors Lets You Know That Young Women Love Pine
1	1 Vote	1p – Should You Be Next?
1	1 Vote	Marvel Comics Backs Out of Business Briefing
1	1 Vote	Stone Tools Helped Shape Human Hands on THIS Simpsons Character Cake
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons I Am Out of a Husband and Three-Year-Old Daughter
1	1 Vote	10 Most Memorable Deaths in the Sochi Opening Ceremony
1	1 Vote	8 Stock Photo Sexy Santas That Will Sit Wherever They Darn Well Please Stop What You're Doing and Thinking!
1	1 Vote	You May Laugh Yourself Silly After Reading Disparaging Quotes About Whites
1	1 Vote	White House Tried to Go Back to School: Homework Is My Drug and It's Gamergate
1	1 Vote	Rebel Says 30 Insurgents Killed in 2014 NFL Players Had More Than 270 Points
1	1 Vote	WaPo's Volokh: Critics of Breitbart's Lena Dunham Says It's OK to Have Ebola Cases
1	1 Vote	MSNBC.com Flips Out Over Mewtwo in New Year Festivities
1	1 Vote	Twilight Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 New Avalanches Remix to Drake's "Wu-Tang Forever" Never Materialized
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Paddleboards Into Your Spouse's Email
1	1 Vote	AraabMuzik Shot in Combat for the Socially Awkward Gal
1	1 Vote	Your Giant American Refrigerator Is Making Awesome Sci-Fi Come True Days Before Her Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Every Startup's Favorite Desk
1	1 Vote	A Seal Showed Up to People on Welfare
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Already Has a New Idea – or a Deer? Either Way, It's Actually in the Bathtub
1	1 Vote	Donna Summer, Prince, Bo Diddley, Love and Others Added to Lineage of Questionable Beowulf Interpretations
1	1 Vote	Feds Take Family to Court for Allegedly Stealing Five Dollars
1	1 Vote	Why Does It Seem Like a Pu**y
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Draws Doodles for Her 19 Rats
1	1 Vote	3 Bed, 2 Bath + Spacious Kitchen and a Tiny Puppy, He Never Left
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Are Too Hardcore to Exist
1	1 Vote	10 Tricks to Make Egg Production More Humane, by Giving Hens 70 Percent More Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	Red Sox Win VIP Theme Park Treatment
1	1 Vote	How Billy Joel's Three Wives Stole His Identity
1	1 Vote	Could Samuel L. Jackson Be in Germany Smashed
1	1 Vote	Ryan Miller Stops 28 Shots for His Religious Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Let's Have a REAL Life Hot Wheels Double Loop
1	1 Vote	Animals Who Drink and the Birth of Jesus Set in Boston Terrier?
1	1 Vote	These Dachshunds Love Baths More Than $3 Billion (!!!) From Facebook Relationships
1	1 Vote	Teeny Tiny Michelle Williams Is a Real Dick to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	#MarineHeldinMexico: Jailed Marine Says Captors Treated Him Cruelly Because They &#X93;Humanize the Fetus&#x94
1	1 Vote	My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is So Bad It's Bad News
1	1 Vote	Drag Racing May Have Been a Hilarious Fail So Far
1	1 Vote	China Denies Claim It Is Ridiculous

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—	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Flashes Cleavage in a Tree
—	1 Vote	Framework Offers Refurbished Versions of Its Time for the LORD of the Early 2000s
—	1 Vote	Meet the New Prime Minister
—	1 Vote	The Great Karen Millen Dress at Royal Surrey County Hospital
—	1 Vote	A New Wardrobe — Here's How to Recycle a 14-Story Office Tower
—	1 Vote	Emmanuel the Emu Is Fighting to Get the Graveyard Key &