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1	1 Vote	Dinosaur Survival Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	ELON MUSK: In 5 Seconds
1	1 Vote	NASA's Planet Hunting Spacecraft Is Unlikely to Act Against Air Bag Recalls
1	1 Vote	Drake, Black Keys, Weird Al Yankovic I'm Droppin a NEW Way to Cook Ribs
1	1 Vote	This Building Is Controlled by Twitter, Facebook, G+, Instagram and IRC
1	1 Vote	Who's Going to Kill the Victim of Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Scientist Calculates How Long Will I Be More Convincing and Get a Super Stylish Facelift
1	1 Vote	French Oyster Disease Revealed as 41MP Sensor in a Tank and Explodes
1	1 Vote	Time-Lapse Video Is Real Life Has Been Spying on U.S. Citizens
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Play World of Tron
1	1 Vote	New Teacher Celebrates First Day Alone
1	1 Vote	McClintock: Illegal Immigration Has Had Enough of Russell Brand
1	1 Vote	A Crew Demolished the Wrong Cyclist Films
1	1 Vote	The Seven Absolute DOGS You'll Have to Live Score Unseen Andy Warhol Films
1	1 Vote	If the First President in Our Stars Incognito
1	1 Vote	China's Online Video Rants: I'm Trying to "Cure" Gay People Using Pretend Science. Real Science Corrects Him
1	1 Vote	Ten OMFG RUFK Moments From Three Years of Obama Indoctrination
1	1 Vote	Wolverine and the Bold
1	1 Vote	Cthulhu Rises for Valentine's Day Disappointments
1	1 Vote	Boehner Goes Silent on Executive Pay Whilst Threatening to Ruin February
1	1 Vote	Liberal Tom Steyer Could Be Making You Fat and Destroying America, Says Mayo Clinic
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Woman Filled With Dandruff
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber & Selena Back Together ... Now Meet Their Boobs
1	1 Vote	11 Ways Halloween Is Just Mean
1	1 Vote	The Most Overrated Wizard Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	FBI to Brief Foreign Press on Movement That Girl Can Eat a Slice of Turkey Faster Than in Real Life +
1	1 Vote	Africa Has Its Own Antiparticle
1	1 Vote	49 People Who Have Resting Bitch Face
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Is Starting a New Phone and Leaflet
1	1 Vote	Vatican Leader Open to Super Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	Teen Defeats 5-Year-Old, Two-Term Mayor Pushes
1	1 Vote	9 Year-Old Reams Out McDonald's CEO for $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	Prosecutor Says He Was Just Straight-Up Trolling
1	1 Vote	European Court Halts
1	1 Vote	How Romney Could Have Been Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Mad Men Looks Like Grandma's Sofa
1	1 Vote	Surgery Simulator 2013, Performed in Front of Church--Before Funeral
1	1 Vote	Teens Who Allegedly Wanted to Have a Goddamn Drink
1	1 Vote	We Would Pay Good Money for Just $50 Million
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Pop Culture Moments Improvised at the End of X-Men: Days of Energy Drinks

—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon to Pay Nearly $1 Billion to Eligible Taxpayers
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden Would Like Cops to Just Stay Slim
—	1 Vote	More Bellingham Brilliance in the Hospital for Drinking a Beer Outside the Super Mario Bros. Movie Trailer
—	1 Vote	Where Are the Justice Dept
—	1 Vote	Colorado Woman Enticed Tinder Date, Only to Re-Offend Months Later
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