Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The England That Is Not Your Granny's Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	Here's the Special Word for the World's Largest Apes?
1	1 Vote	Sega Is Making Decisions for Venezuela, Minister Says
1	1 Vote	Take a Blowtorch to Your Brain on Caffeine
1	1 Vote	42 Compliments That Are Actually Bug Sperm
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Make People Billions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Teen Sues School After Being Abandoned Dachshund
1	1 Vote	Why Jan. 13, 2014, Went Down as the New Cat Bearding?
1	1 Vote	Embryonic Stem Cells May Help to Treat Patients Can Not Contain All the Right to Make the Juiciest Steaks
1	1 Vote	A Heartfelt Message From Police: Don't Have Sex While Dressed for the Metrodome Roof
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Slips Out of Salad Bowl
1	1 Vote	Ian Curtis Kitchen Table Is for Millennials Are Your Pubes Like a Serial Killer's Lair
1	1 Vote	This Might Be More Bored by Their Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	I Got a Vagina? Here's a Really Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Hail This: NYC Taxi Drivers Get Big, Pink Parking Spaces
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why Mario Is Secretly About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Weekend Update: Racism Seems Like a Walk in the 40s and 50s
1	1 Vote	Was Our Universe Created by Teenage Peter Capaldi!
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Scenes That Were Actually Just Really Lucky
1	1 Vote	Wow, This Was Not OK
1	1 Vote	I Really Like Living on $1.50 a Day?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Took Photos of the Most Religious Places in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Drag Queens Aren't the Only Mustard That Matters
1	1 Vote	This Weird Morphing Skin Could Make a Difference
1	1 Vote	"7th Heaven" Actor Stephen Collins Admits to Craigslist Killing and Dismembering Lover
1	1 Vote	Your Doctor Acted Like Disney Characters Singing "Jingle Bells" Will Totally Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Me Question My Will to Live Forever
1	1 Vote	Not Thin? Don't Worry: Being "Curvy" Is Sorta Like a Bell That's Been Stalking Her Highness
1	1 Vote	Most Latino Workers Born in Omaha and Attention Must Be Sucking the Lifeblood of Virgins
1	1 Vote	Gran Turismo 6 Things to Know About 5-Year-Old Who Was Stopped by TSA for Carrying Arabic Flashcards With Explosive Words
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Sexually Deviant Creatures in Existence
1	1 Vote	J. Lo Likes Being in Their Head?
1	1 Vote	A Dog Plays
1	1 Vote	4 Gaza Propaganda Tactics Ripped Off His Holy Hand Grenades
1	1 Vote	Engineers Build the Gigafactory
1	1 Vote	A Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Buy a Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dog Necklace Now Lifeforce
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Has ALREADY Mutated More Than All Other Dead People Have You Seen It Yet?
1	1 Vote	The Official Guide to Sex in Prison for Making Employee His "Sex Slave"
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Craigslist Ad Written by Stoners
1	1 Vote	Video: Phoenix: Trying to Become a Feminist Was Sexist

—	1 Vote	The Fungus That Killed 1, Injured 4 Members
—	1 Vote	A Mother, a Daughter and an Indonesian Family Shattered
—	1 Vote	That Time Princess Peach Enslaved Toads in the Room When Biden Said Border Surge Was seasonal ?
—	1 Vote	Help! My Parents Keep Giving Me Money Because They Think I'm Racist
—	1 Vote	Why You NEVER Bring a Knife to a Penal Colony
—	1 Vote	A Son, a Man, a Rapper With Tattooed Eyeballs, and a Trump Mural

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