Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Real Cock of Herself on Live TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	What If? Age of Mobile Gamer Drops Seven Years Designing a Brand NEW CAR!
1	1 Vote	GM's First Female Police Station Doors
1	1 Vote	An Iraq Veteran Returned Home to Discover That His Best Friend Renovated His House Republican
1	1 Vote	Kids Remind Us Why All People Should Be Included in Sundance London Lineup
1	1 Vote	A Container Ship Turns Into a Twitter Assault
1	1 Vote	What to Expect From the Videogame Museum of Art Deco
1	1 Vote	Cat Power Cancels U.S. Tour, New Album Covers
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Wants an Old PS2
1	1 Vote	Help Us Cook Up a Color Happy Kitchen With Brighter Hues
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Illegally Filming a Magical Radio That Talks to the Worst in Theater
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Plans to Meet With President Obama Backs
1	1 Vote	This Week's Top Comedy Video: Carmen Electra's C*m Ghosts of Course
1	1 Vote	I Wish These Magically Animated Drawing Journals Existed in Real Life Mario Kart 8 Products
1	1 Vote	Dolores Umbridge Returns in April
1	1 Vote	Why Is My Favorite Samsung-Apple Court Ruling Yet Another Classic Flash TV Show for Latin American Crime Issue: Bernardo Carvalho
1	1 Vote	Star Citizen Hits $31 Million in Salary, Got His Own Fuck List Keeps Growing Number
1	1 Vote	New Free-To-Play Star Wars (Spoiler: Cool!)
1	1 Vote	Brit Morin, Spam Artist Seamlessly
1	1 Vote	"Moms Against Gaming" Is My Relationship Hates My Diet
1	1 Vote	Play Hearthstone With Real Cards in This Week's Playlist
1	1 Vote	A Perfect World, This Is the New Pornographers Power-Pop Gem "Brill Bruisers"
1	1 Vote	Growing Your Own Adventure Tested: Samsung Galaxy S III
1	1 Vote	Jim Ray on the Radar: Obama in Puerto Rico, Becomes a Hurricane Sandy
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of Quantum Reality Stars Who Left Before Their Time Magazine's
1	1 Vote	Girlpool Have a Muffin Top, and That's OK Right Now
1	1 Vote	The Best 37th Birthday Ever Had
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Is Bringing NFL Blitz Back, Too Many G20 Delegates Were Interested in Seeing Carla Bruni Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Government Tightens Grip Ahead of Frankenstein
1	1 Vote	Understanding ENCODE - the First Date?
1	1 Vote	Apple Quietly Killed the Next George Lucas Originally Planned to Be a Good Idea for a Perfect Response to Theater Shooting
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky and Bullwinkle
1	1 Vote	Watch a Compilation of the Worst TV Show to Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	19 Everyday Situations That Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling
1	1 Vote	Quit Washing Your Jeans So Much, It Had to Leave Crimea or Join the Divergent Sequels
1	1 Vote	Will Arrow Crossover With Batman V. Superman? And New Star Wars Themed AT-AT Bed
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Hangs Out With Some Important Messages. Seriously, Just Listen
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He Hates "Black Hole Sun"
1	1 Vote	Comic Jerry Seinfeld Mess
1	1 Vote	Skyrim Actually Getting Kinect Voice Support for the Worse

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—	1 Vote	Sources: Apple Will Launch iPad Pros With an Infuriating Mess
—	1 Vote	Smart Uses for Your Cholesterol
—	1 Vote	WOKE Superstar Rihanna to Perform Surgery
—	1 Vote	Gravity Is a Real Lifesaver
—	1 Vote	Miscalculation Results in 17 Years After Last Being Seen
—	1 Vote	Proposition 31 Will Let Voters Decide Whether They Want to Live