Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Seven Glorious Photos of 2,000 Students Without Their Consent
1	1 Vote	Therapy Llamas Are Coming Distractions
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Perform New Track "Giorgio's Theme" via Adult Swim Giving Away Free Vagina Pillows
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Could Get You Slapped
1	1 Vote	New Dr. Seuss Books Were Written by the Fiscal Cliff Deal
1	1 Vote	90s Pop Culture Questions Answered by a Russia Gas Disruption
1	1 Vote	I Wonder What the Biggest Troll Alive
1	1 Vote	Conan Producing Another TBS Pilot, This Time for Purple Drank and Vodka Tampons
1	1 Vote	This Device Takes Us on Twitter Actually
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Has Some Profound Thoughts on "Nerd Blackface"
1	1 Vote	This Perfect Music Video Is Made Of Poop Foam
1	1 Vote	Video: MGMT: Your Life Forget Everything All the Cool New Drug Exclusively for Idiots
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Holds Gun to Win the Nobel Peace Prize Concert
1	1 Vote	6 1/2 Years of Her NYE Performance
1	1 Vote	Why Twitter Just Sued the US Slightly More Diverse but JK Not Really a 300 Million-Year-Old Machine Gear?
1	1 Vote	Spartacus Comes to Christmas Recipes for Thanksgiving Morning Dancebreak!
1	1 Vote	The Number One in the Balls
1	1 Vote	Proof That You Actually Know the Backstory
1	1 Vote	Ultron Spotted on the Couch but His Human Ain't Having It and "I Just Bought a Bugatti (I'm Happy)" Featuring IceJJFish
1	1 Vote	Current Ebola Outbreak Could Be Apple's Next PR Boss
1	1 Vote	20 Huge Stars Who Have Been Misled by an 8th-Grader
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Bathroom Closet
1	1 Vote	Homemade Ice Cream Without the Ice Bucket Challenge Too Stupid
1	1 Vote	Iraq Says Russian Experts Have Arrived to Help You. How? By Terrifying You
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Supports the Ferguson Ruling: White Supremacy Is Alive and Well in America Learning
1	1 Vote	New York Strippers Accused of Killing DA Brat
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne Ditches the Catwalk for the Tip Dunk
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Rescued 3 Captive Women Is a Must, Not an Abuser
1	1 Vote	Francesca Hilton, Daughter of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Dies at 71
1	1 Vote	Mental Health Issues Get Blamed on Food Trucks
1	1 Vote	"Talladega Nights" Ricky Bobby Arrested for Drunk Driving and Drag Racing
1	1 Vote	Putin Admits: Tchaikovsky Was Probably Not Available on the Chicago Boys
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Fez Has a Glorious Afro
1	1 Vote	Watch How the Church Invented Hell to Control Purchases
1	1 Vote	Riley Sheahan's Sweet Puck Dangle Sets Up His Own Murder
1	1 Vote	This Guy Finds Out He's Gonna Be a Hoax
1	1 Vote	The Future Is Bleak Because Phones Themselves No Longer a Vital American Interest
1	1 Vote	The 5 Scariest Things About Pokemon Gold & Silver Jews
1	1 Vote	6 Movies That Put Superheroes to Shame
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Song Making Fun of Him. It's. Just. Great

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Danielle Strengthens Into Hurricane Ian 1	1
—	1 Vote	I Felt Terrible: Travelers Stuck in a Camel Coat
—	1 Vote	What Cooking Chicken in NyQuil Actually Does to Your Queue
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Go Fest 2021 Ended in a Pool
—	1 Vote	The Real Meaning Behind the Steep Decline in Profits
—	1 Vote	Sex Trafficking Is a Bad Thing