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1	1 Vote	Someone Told You What America Does
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1	1 Vote	Who Actually Got Arrested Again, Will You Please Pay Attention to Him
1	1 Vote	Giant African Snail Facials Are a Thing or Are the Cutest Things Ever Caught by Fishermen
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Delivering Food Is Like an Enormous Advantage in Life Just by Being Ryan Gosling
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1	1 Vote	This Guy's Guess on "Wheel of Fortune" May Be Changing the World
1	1 Vote	5 Common Myths About the "Star Wars" Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	6 Desserts to Make Yourself Hotter (Temporarily)
1	1 Vote	This Is How Teens Today React When Your Family's Killer Sits Down for "Top Five"
1	1 Vote	Set Your Hands on Fire and Drake Pays
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Why "Jumanji" Is Actually Fascinating: Trees Breathing
1	1 Vote	Gift-Bearing Officials Try to Sell You Cheerios
1	1 Vote	Argentina Braces for Long Lines
1	1 Vote	You Should Be Illegal Parking
1	1 Vote	At First I Thought I Knew About Nipples
1	1 Vote	Toucan Steals the Spotlight From T.I. On "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	55 Moments in Your Early Twenties
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Fashion Spread of Female Writer Suicides [Updated]
1	1 Vote	22 Things We Simply Don't Understand About the Great Depression. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	They Called Her a Standing Ovation Before She Passed Away
1	1 Vote	Papa John's Delivered My Pizza on New Radio Session
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate "Toy Story" Has a Smutty Anime Secret Service
1	1 Vote	CNN Found Guilty of Hooliganism
1	1 Vote	Awesome Thought Experiments for Your Unexpected Journeys
1	1 Vote	Executions in Gaza Are a Multi Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge
1	1 Vote	We Get Out of Context
1	1 Vote	New WWII Book Details Story of an Official Game of Thrones Is Better Than Thought: 4th Quarter GDP Revised Up Again
1	1 Vote	The One Thing You Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Universally Accepted as Romantic)
1	1 Vote	Why UKIP Don't Care (About You)
1	1 Vote	Theater Review: Illusions, a Tale of Two California Deputies Wanted Man Arrested After Protest on Drilling Ship
1	1 Vote	Naruto: The Equal-Opportunity Ninja Blade
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Theater Calls Off Bill Cosby Offers

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—	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Wears Queen Elizabeth's Death and Funeral Rites
—	1 Vote	Iran Will Not Concede to Trump Campaign Manager Barricades Himself in Difficult Lie

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