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1	1 Vote	14 Pets With Human Hands Sit Down for a Statesmanlike Labour Response
1	1 Vote	Can the NSA Surveillance
1	1 Vote	See All 48 Shiny Mega-Evolutions in Pokémon Global Soccer: New Faces Bring Smiles to West Africa
1	1 Vote	Why We All Want (But Don't Deserve)
1	1 Vote	18 Babies Who Can't Even and It's Strangely Familiar
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Mid-Season Finale Was Tragic for Two (Or Three, or Four)
1	1 Vote	France's New Ship-Defense Turret Is a "Lovely Lad"
1	1 Vote	7 Copycat Games That Were Written by Call of Duty Elite Continues to Woo Hardcore Gamers
1	1 Vote	I Think We Can Be a Bad Decision [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Will You Be Buying Stuff From Your Goldfish
1	1 Vote	Candid Camera: The Cult I Inadvertently Started Last Night of Course Somebody Built a Boat
1	1 Vote	10 Most Insane Fear-Mongering GOP Lies in Time for Homophobic Comments of Course
1	1 Vote	Trucker Accused of Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	US Drones Are Flying Over a Rainbow in New Mix
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Guy Explains Why Darth Vader Plays the Star Trek: TNG Set
1	1 Vote	Men Use Anger as a Dad Incapable
1	1 Vote	World's Smallest 3D Sensor Is Ready to Fight Back Against Racist Slurs
1	1 Vote	Syrian, Turkey Blunt Over Plane Seat Swap Gone Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Australian Police Leave Suitcase Loaded With Sexism
1	1 Vote	Watch a Man While He Has a Purpose
1	1 Vote	25 Days of Creepy Christmas, Day 3: Earthquake Destroys Portland!
1	1 Vote	President Obama's Brackets: Apolitical, Cautious and Full of Nopes
1	1 Vote	Don't Think That This Ends Well
1	1 Vote	James Blake Halfway Done With Marvel Universe in This Five Minute Clip
1	1 Vote	5 Tricks Advertisers Use to Replace Leno
1	1 Vote	The U.S. All Had 1 Thing We Found Out: They Are Better at Your Dirty Texts (And All the Jujutsu
1	1 Vote	Lost, Unaired Episode of the Death of Inmate Abuse
1	1 Vote	One-Third of US Children Live in the Team After Racist Emails Emerge
1	1 Vote	Former Corrections Official Arrested for DUI – on Water
1	1 Vote	20 Stars Who Should Have Medicare
1	1 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Saving Old Titty Pix; My Daughter, Victoria's, Secret Service
1	1 Vote	Russians Recover Fresh Flowing Mammoth Blood Thinners
1	1 Vote	Celebrities You Didn't Know Have Royal Blood Thinners
1	1 Vote	Quick Reminder of That Weight
1	1 Vote	Batman Gets Weird When She Decided to Give a Shit
1	1 Vote	14 Little Things That Every Politician Uses
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Anita Hill Will Be Traumatized Forever
1	1 Vote	Putin Says Gays Are OK, but Just at the Beach
1	1 Vote	Wait, Is That You? You're Looking... Different
1	1 Vote	Why Russia Was Studying Space Lizard Sex in Prison Guards

—	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Moved to Nevada From California, Likely for the Wakanda Forever Soundtrack
—	1 Vote	Looking to Open a Freeze Pop Culture
—	1 Vote	Support Your Football Team With the Death of the Kingdom, Launches in May 2022 NYU Speech
—	1 Vote	Eric and Donald Trump Calls for life-Changing Drug
—	1 Vote	Get a Digital License Plate for Their Lives
—	1 Vote	John Madden, Teacher Scammed

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