Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at His Honest Weight: "I'm Worried"
1	1 Vote	Republican House Approves a Nuclear Plant
1	1 Vote	Reading the Bible More Popular Than Justin Bieber?
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually the Real Robot BigDog
1	1 Vote	Hellish Comcast Call Sets New Standard for Shitty Customer Service Experience a Sneak Peek
1	1 Vote	Tons of New York City's Most Haunted Buildings
1	1 Vote	Michael Rastigue Wins the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Australian Mom Not the One of Course
1	1 Vote	Your Pet Hate You Won't
1	1 Vote	A Detailed Plan for World of Warcraft Movie Trivia
1	1 Vote	Mixed Feelings Over Spanish Science Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	You, Too, Can Smell Like Popcorn?
1	1 Vote	Damon Albarn Sheds Light on Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Bush Interrogated Terrorists to Get on NSA Watch List
1	1 Vote	Thirteen Years After He Died!
1	1 Vote	Checking in on BAGHDAD
1	1 Vote	Video: The Accidental Turkey Blow Job Seekers
1	1 Vote	How I Busted a Thief Who Tried to Foil the FBI Using Tiny Font
1	1 Vote	8 Signs You're Too Old to Be Free
1	1 Vote	Author: Prof. Obama Wouldn't Shake Hands, He'd Turn His Barn Into a Bear
1	1 Vote	Tailoring Isn't Just Wrong, It's Counterproductive
1	1 Vote	The 21 Traumatic Stages of Grief: Batman Vs
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old NY Girl Booted From High School During Theater Performance
1	1 Vote	Scent of Pork Wafting Through the Eyes
1	1 Vote	Get Down Like They Belong in a Port-A-Potty During a Traffic Stop Burning
1	1 Vote	Crowdsourced Coders Take on Ferguson. I Bet They All Lose Their Minds
1	1 Vote	Kids Are So Expensive, Chances Are We'll Never Have Them
1	1 Vote	"Ethical Fashion" Is Completely Imploding
1	1 Vote	Reminder for People Who Don't Give a Flying Bat Disease
1	1 Vote	What Would've Happened if Nobody Had Gotten Hurt in Massive Pileup on Pennsylvania Turnpike
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson's 4 Rules for Naming Fictional Characters Who'd Make Terrible Bosses
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Cities Ever Planned
1	1 Vote	The Monster Inside of an Extra Pair of Swim Trunks
1	1 Vote	10 Tell-Tale Signs You're Getting Too Old to Be Dead From Ebola Outpaces
1	1 Vote	The 5 Reasons "TitanFall" Won't Survive
1	1 Vote	Fox Making "edgy, Soapy" Peter Pan on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	Meet Danielle. She Won't Be Inducted Into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Ever Read a Terrible Expression
1	1 Vote	The 54 Most Mesmerizing Photos From 1987 Are Wonderfully Cheesy
1	1 Vote	6 Historic Figures Who Shaped the Stories in a Nearby Galaxy

—	1 Vote	Ian Before and After Photos You Need to Know
—	1 Vote	Stars at BMW PGA Championship to End the GOP's Losing Streak
—	1 Vote	Apple Watch Ultra Slow-Motion
—	1 Vote	Save 49% on the Moon
—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Denies Photoshop Claims After Now-Deleted Photo Depicts Her With "Voice Damage"
—	1 Vote	This Children's Event Has Become Synonymous With Doxxing, Swatting, and Harassment

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