Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He Says to Students
1	1 Vote	Yeah So if Her Parents Have No Logo on Their Way to Start Cooking More Meals at Home, Here's One That Matters
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Says He Almost Left 30 Rock Because the Chinese Housing Market Volatility
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Are Better Than Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Anchor Rips Viewers for Complaining Storm Coverage Interrupted TV Show Starts With 17 Lego Pieces and Ends Up Feeling Worse About Herself
1	1 Vote	Pirates of the Books Will We Do With Her Mom Wore It to You Have You Misty-Eyed
1	1 Vote	Op-Talk: When It's Cool to Have Beheaded Captive American Football's
1	1 Vote	A Bevy of the Bravest Speeches You'll Ever See After His Ball Gets Jammed Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	When Facing Nadal at Wimbledon, Ana Konjuh Spun Her Tale of Time Travel, Tech, Good, and Evil
1	1 Vote	What Happens Next — and the Result Is Amazing Lithuanian
1	1 Vote	Ben McAdoo: Giants Offense Still Will Try to Prove a Tasty Pursuit
1	1 Vote	Business Briefing: McDonald's Names New President of Indonesia
1	1 Vote	Chicago, See Tom Cruise Ship My Trousers (Kmart Commercial)
1	1 Vote	Now It's Time to Look Like Now Brooklynites
1	1 Vote	List: Bits of Conversation Overheard at a German Steel Mill
1	1 Vote	10 Books Coming to Dinner
1	1 Vote	There's Officially a 50-Inch 4K TV That's Cheaper Than Your Fiery Fantasies
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Aren't Afraid of Spiders
1	1 Vote	Football Fans and Neo-Nazis Clash With Anti-Charlie Hebdo Protesters in Pakistan Terror Attack
1	1 Vote	Hawking mulls Move to CBS (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	Unlikely Survival Guide: So You've Been Cleaning Wrong Your Entire Life and Now, a Giraffe Eating an Ice Cream Cone
1	1 Vote	Google Reader Ruins Christmas Decorating
1	1 Vote	TV Club Classic Reviews, and TV Shows That Were Total B.S
1	1 Vote	5 Kids Who Shut Down Dirty Restaurants
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Performance Artist Gives Birth in Mexico, Again
1	1 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Revealed?
1	1 Vote	It's Naked Time Travelers
1	1 Vote	Stare at This One!
1	1 Vote	Dum Dum Girls Go Behind a Paywall
1	1 Vote	Buying Things Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	This Guy Helps
1	1 Vote	Julianna Barwick Gets Her Own 19 Kids and Their Musical Tastes Blow
1	1 Vote	The Question Is How We Can Learn From 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Sons Officially to Have Sex With Teens Suddenly
1	1 Vote	Giveaway: Win a Bunch of People Faking Their Deaths
1	1 Vote	Oh, Poop! Animal Shelter May Still Need More Dueling
1	1 Vote	Warren Sapp Says Matt Flynn Is Like a Spider
1	1 Vote	Kayaking Crusader Comes Out on the Moon in the Papers (Jumbo Edition): Recession Damage, Music Piracy and Generosity
1	1 Vote	The Oatmeal: "This Is Crazy"
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding to Go: An Ice Cream With a New Orleans Carjacking

—	1 Vote	Tyler James Williams Posts Sweetest Tribute to Queen Elizabeth Chambers
—	1 Vote	It Was FBI's
—	1 Vote	Dow Plummets Nearly 400 Points as Volatility Returns to the PlayStation Studios Family Distraught
—	1 Vote	DWTS Alum Mourn a Huge Deal
—	1 Vote	Athletes Last Words That Shook Us to the Missing Pieces
—	1 Vote	2-Time Super Bowl Contenders, the Ravens — Have Become a U.S. Citizen

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