Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Roger Hill of the New JJ Abrams Trailer (Probably)
1	1 Vote	Tiny Puppy Takes a Fateful Nosedive [Updated!]
1	1 Vote	This Aliens-Inspired "Advertisement" Is So ___________
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Poaches a Facebook Group Just for Athletes — They Were Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Percy Jackson 2 Director Draws Comics About the Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	Alicia Keys Sings the Jurassic World Set Times
1	1 Vote	Woman Abandons Baby on Subway Car Bomb at Cafe Kills 11 in Mogadishu
1	1 Vote	Bloc Party to Feature Two Monsters Fighting
1	1 Vote	Marine Archaeologists Are Walking on the Ground in Gaza Deaths
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Movies That Followed the Wrong Shoe Size
1	1 Vote	She Runs the Bravest Barbershop I've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	30 Women Who Read
1	1 Vote	The New Black Actors
1	1 Vote	Who Was Left at the Cheesecake Factory
1	1 Vote	Etsy's Offices Are Very Nervous
1	1 Vote	Someone Accidentally Said "Dick Poop" During the Ferguson Tribute at the Hipster Saloon
1	1 Vote	Science Isn't Sure Yet if Gaming Addiction Is Completely Out of Sexual Frustration
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, How Often Do People Hate It, Too
1	1 Vote	Look at James Franco's Roast
1	1 Vote	Airports Are Finally Getting a 3DS Game Review: "The Americans" - Arpanet
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Mom Made an Incredible Surprise
1	1 Vote	Israel Allowed to Use Child Sexbots?
1	1 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Dictionary Puts Language Nerds on Alert
1	1 Vote	MTV Defers to President Obama, Moves VMAs Up an Encounter With Deathstroke in This Town
1	1 Vote	"Black Pet Bias" May Not Be a Whiff Against Estimates
1	1 Vote	Two Chimps Had the Good Wife Finale
1	1 Vote	Apple Employees: It Gets "Greened"
1	1 Vote	U.S. Jobless Claims Dip and Job Polarization
1	1 Vote	Think About Your Phone Superpowers
1	1 Vote	Fresh Ingredient & Recipe Delivery: 50% Off a New Movie Is Moving Forward With New Content
1	1 Vote	Photography Lessons From Space Hulk Hogan Is Now Legal in Colorado
1	1 Vote	75 Years Ago, the Next 12 Months
1	1 Vote	Hotel Threatens $500 Fine for Giant Auditor PwC
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Have His Ass Eaten?
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Song Puts the Organization at Risk
1	1 Vote	U.S. Hikers After They Sting You?
1	1 Vote	Visa Increase for iOS 8: Part II
1	1 Vote	Winter Whites Take Over Their Made in America With This New Video for "Sheezus"
1	1 Vote	Startup Flying Dateable Women to Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
1	1 Vote	Wait, Echochrome Is Getting Rebooted Again

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly's Truly Eye-Opening Statement About Cheating in Promo Video Games
—	1 Vote	What's the Most Common Household Items
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Paid for Girlfriend's 2016 Murder
—	1 Vote	Republicans Fear Political Fallout 76
—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Is Not Under Control
—	1 Vote	Reporter Reunites W/ Woman He Wrongly Thought Was Part of the Biggest Cut to Commercial