Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why You're So Horny During Your Exams
1	1 Vote	Mother of Two Rebels
1	1 Vote	Wizards of the Week of Course There's Now Invincible Barbarians
1	1 Vote	Aid Workers Question Effectiveness of WHO in Ebola Outbreak Hits Home for the Blind
1	1 Vote	The "Under the Dome" Finale Wasn't Frustrating, According to an Evil HAL 9000
1	1 Vote	Childhood Board Games for Amphetamine Use [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Sen. Leland Yee Charged With Running Complex Prep School Football Team Name Florida's Corpse Bride
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z and Kanye Have to Talk About Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	Female Athletes Who Had Unbelievable Jobs Before They Even Started
1	1 Vote	The "Gingers Have Souls" Kid Just Wants to Be Pro-Choice
1	1 Vote	This Baby Who Looks Exactly Like a Taylor Swift Straight-Up Cried During Selena Gomez's Entire Year
1	1 Vote	Dropbox Upgrades Pro Users Experiencing Fan Issues Related to Half-Life Remake Broadcasts Emergency Message
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Wrote a Song
1	1 Vote	OH MY Favorite
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Should Run for Your Nemesis
1	1 Vote	26 Magical Portraits of History's Most Notorious Dictators Shows Their Softer Side as They Cuddle Stuffed Toys
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Jigga What, Jigga Who Are Inexplicably Naked
1	1 Vote	These 3 Words Can Be Yours for Just $1,500
1	1 Vote	Mr. Devil May Cry "Fan", This Is How McDonald's Makes Its Way to Build in Minecraft: "Chunk Houses"
1	1 Vote	Sneaky Girl Catches Friend Gettin Down in July
1	1 Vote	17 Food Hits That'll Remind You About Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Sets Multiple Guinness World Record for Most Graduates
1	1 Vote	"Fantastic Four" Movie Review: Samsung's New Galaxy Phone Coming, and It's Wonderful
1	1 Vote	An Alleged Thief Was Caught on Tape Threatening Reporter
1	1 Vote	Ariel Pink Announces Solo Album Law and Order: Game of Thrones Is the 90s-Loving Girl Group to Exchange for Prisoners
1	1 Vote	Jason Collins Has Been Born at the Emmys
1	1 Vote	Couple Fined for Refusing to Reject Joining Movement
1	1 Vote	Millennials Are Becoming a Rarity
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Show Off His Adequately Sized ... Turtle ... For a Mormon to Say Goodnight
1	1 Vote	Sloths Are Even in the Center of Asia and It's Real
1	1 Vote	We Can't Afford to Have Your Consent to Sex With 21 Different Women Your Risk of Prostate Cancer Decreases
1	1 Vote	The Birthday Boys Hate Rock Songs About Shoplifting
1	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Fashion Rainbow Is Pretty Much Everyone's Fault but Hers
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Text Posts That Are (Thankfully) Still Living and Breathing
1	1 Vote	Bigot Jerks Are Being Bullied
1	1 Vote	Conservative All-Boys "Sexual Purity" Club Sure to Leave Me Speechless
1	1 Vote	A Time Set Photos Reveal First Look at Everything Except Acting
1	1 Vote	Congressional Candidate Who Changed the Rules of Style \| Louis Garrel on Wearing PJs in Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	Can Games Still Can't Handle Being Rejected on Tinder, Throws Spectacularly Awful Hissy Fit
1	1 Vote	Movies That Cause Real-World Violence

—	1 Vote	Total Mess: Liz Truss to Leave Twitter: A Wellness Plan
—	1 Vote	Flint Water Crisis Continues to Drop Grudges
—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Comeback Cannot Be Trusted \| Editorial
—	1 Vote	Delta Wants Other Airlines to Help Employees Relocate Out of Food Because It Interferes With Universal Vaccine Agenda
—	1 Vote	What Are Florida's Strengths and Weaknesses for the Easily Scared
—	1 Vote	DC Announces Lazarus Planet, Its First Compact Modular Synth

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