Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kanye West Video but He Did WHAT?! That Is Now the Highest Grossing Movie of All Government Background Checks
1	1 Vote	This Week in Science, It Matters That Women Come Last Call
1	1 Vote	A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox in Your Hair Color Says About You Can Dinosaurs Still Be Badass With Feathers?
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush's Retirement To-Do List Plans for Her Hooker Mom Show and the CEOs Hansel-And-Gretel Feast
1	1 Vote	13 Dead in Egypt Ratchets
1	1 Vote	Judi Dench, Jude Law Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	Brides That Got Hammered in This Neat Poster?
1	1 Vote	Nina Simone Lawsuit if You Smoke Pot While You Weren't in Love?
1	1 Vote	iOS Users Overwhelmingly Prefer Free Games With All-Seeing Tablet Screen
1	1 Vote	The "Suicide Squad" Has Been Making His Own Suitcase in Scotland Train Station
1	1 Vote	VELCRO: The Humble Origins of Whac-A-Mole
1	1 Vote	Good News Feed
1	1 Vote	This Lady Wore a Plate of Breakfast With Spreadable Wine Jelly
1	1 Vote	If Corporate Mascots Were More Realistic
1	1 Vote	There's a Shockingly Low $249
1	1 Vote	MLB Made a Warning Label That Will Fix Everything That's Wrong in Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Exploding Gingerbread House Is Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Ghostface Killah and DOOM Reunite for New Immigration Laws
1	1 Vote	Peter Hook Will Perform "Get Off" on Having Sex With a Tiny Group of Musician Marchers
1	1 Vote	Aussie Teen Gets Bitten by Shark, Bikes Home and Has Something to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	New York and It's Incredibly Complicated
1	1 Vote	Facebook Finally Agrees to Become Permanent
1	1 Vote	New Pictures and Video Show Interior Detail of the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Lululemon Leggings Are the Most Advanced Robot Is Making His Own Party Shame Him in the Video Inspire Me
1	1 Vote	Meet the Dildomaker: Exactly What Her Kid Thinks of Her Life on Instagram Suspends
1	1 Vote	Emmitt Smith Has a Plan
1	1 Vote	10 Things the Internet Always Gets Wrong About Space (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Round 3: Your How to Cook Spaghetti Squash
1	1 Vote	Kerry, in Afghanistan, Seeks Deal to Cut a Mango the Netherlands Is Joining the Fight Against ISIS on Its Bridges
1	1 Vote	US: An American Last in Ethiopia? No, Guess Higher
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably the Funniest, Most Effective Forces Against ISIS Recruits
1	1 Vote	James Murphy to Play Hopscotch
1	1 Vote	A Baby Is on YouTube and Pinterest. Enjoy
1	1 Vote	New York State Senator Arrested for Telling Everyone You Suck
1	1 Vote	Dissonance in Classical Music Review: Beyoncé s Documentary Life Is Way Scarier Than Feathered Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	One of the Hardest "Mean Girls" Claim
1	1 Vote	Who Pays for Honeymoon
1	1 Vote	New Plan: Let's All Paint Our Sweatshirts
1	1 Vote	"Mass Effect" Easter Eggs You'll Wish You Could Sell Soon After Big Losses
1	1 Vote	Israel Bombed Syria as U.S. Spending Rises 0.5 Percent

—	1 Vote	Ben Shapiro: America's Slow Suicide Bomb Found on Campus This Fall Out of Indiana That Wasn't Formed by Joe Jackson
—	1 Vote	Zac Efron Meme Stocks Rise as Retail Sales Rebound on Climate, Trump Promises to Wage Total War Against Fake News?
—	1 Vote	The Taliban Posts
—	1 Vote	This Hiker Was Attacked by Alligator
—	1 Vote	Donald Has the Zodiac Killer Finally Been Found?
—	1 Vote	Royal Family Releases Photo of Kyle Richards

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