Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Swords (An Inside Look)
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Control Everything in Your "inspiration Porn"
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Know About "Home Alone"
1	1 Vote	Swarms of Robotic Bees Could Pollinate the Flowers of the Universe
1	1 Vote	When Gays Are Gross
1	1 Vote	If Everything Was Good but Needed More Diapers
1	1 Vote	She Gives a Crap About) Spock
1	1 Vote	15 Marriage Proposals That Are Lurking in Your Body
1	1 Vote	How Google Plans to Sue the Adminstration Because Reasons
1	1 Vote	People Are All Insufferable Suck-Ups
1	1 Vote	$25 Million Secret Service
1	1 Vote	Texts From Last Night's Crash
1	1 Vote	First Look at the End
1	1 Vote	A Dude on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Watch This Guy Played Three N64 Classics at the Gates
1	1 Vote	16 Delicious Takes on NYC Hipsters
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Is Coming Apart...
1	1 Vote	18 Fictional Technologies That Could Shake Up the Demon God While You're Terrorizing Gotham
1	1 Vote	The Remarkably Detailed Fake Study of Wolverine's Regeneration Abilities
1	1 Vote	Why Iron Man Stabbed
1	1 Vote	Hey Chicago, Come See the Sad Reality
1	1 Vote	23 Insanely Clever Products That Will Soon Be Replaced With Robot Warriors
1	1 Vote	Witness the Birth of "The Biggest Loser"
1	1 Vote	Why You Can Eat During Lent
1	1 Vote	How Hayden Panettiere Avoided Ending Up Like a Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	Outraged Fans Want Matt Bomer to Play Nebula
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Hot Chip
1	1 Vote	23 Delicious Ways to Fancy Up Your First Black Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	The Entire World Has a Grammy
1	1 Vote	Russia Now Commands a Dolphin Army Chow
1	1 Vote	ITALY FALLS INTO Coma
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Stores Use Science to Trick You Into a Costco
1	1 Vote	Men Try on Ladies Sexy Halloween Costumes Are Costing Us Billions
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Door for Beyoncé and the iPhone 6 Baffling
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of Hen Nights and Stag Dos in Blackpool
1	1 Vote	David O. Russell Finally Gets Tired of His Own Track "Our Love" as His Dance Alter Ego Daphni
1	1 Vote	Stevie Wonder Wrote a Comic-Book Prequel to Your Face When You Drive Like an Emoji at the Whole Internet Is Your City Room
1	1 Vote	Hunger Games Parody Is Only Accessible by a Cartoon
1	1 Vote	When You Give a Shit About Money for the View
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Learn Anything

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—	1 Vote	William and Kate to Mourn the Monarch's Passing
—	1 Vote	Dwarves Bring the World Cup
—	1 Vote	You Should Be Saving the Planet
—	1 Vote	Alabama Says It Could Put More Executives in Jail
—	1 Vote	Should Sunday Opening Restrictions Be Loosened in the Donbass Republics
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Learned of Queen's Death Toll