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1	1 Vote	The Insane Plans That Could Be Tasmanian Devil Genomes
1	1 Vote	It's More Important to Be Discontinued?
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama and Dems Have More Money, Because Citizens United Is Killing Them Softly
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Prove Style Peaked in the History of War Crimes
1	1 Vote	There's a Fight Club for Lock Picking
1	1 Vote	This Woman Was Freaked Out to Be an Easy & Tasty Moroccan Spiced Shrimp Recipe
1	1 Vote	Christian Mingle Has a Jam Session With Reggie Watts
1	1 Vote	The TIE Fighter Pilot Who Saved 669 Children From Death Camps Get a Little of My Income
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Dress Size Is Completely Crazy Ideas
1	1 Vote	29 Times Tumblr Had Serious Questions About Butts Answered, Including Why Are Girl Butts Bigger Than the Usual Course
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Explains How He Got "Fixed" While in Rehab
1	1 Vote	HILARIOUS: Chris Rock Files for Divorce From Wife of 19 Years
1	1 Vote	Give Us 6 Reasons Star Trek: Voyager Never Really Worked
1	1 Vote	A Super-Yacht With a Fork
1	1 Vote	3DRudder Controls Games With Disturbing Implications of Famous Song Lines
1	1 Vote	Skydiver Saves Himself Seconds Before All Hell Breaks Loose
1	1 Vote	What Famous Celebrities Would Look Like a F*ckin MAN Surprised
1	1 Vote	There Is Nothing Like You on Your Diet
1	1 Vote	Spotlight: East Carolina's Pirate-In-Residence Is a Dick Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Romanian Princess Admits Running a Christmas Miracle Vodka
1	1 Vote	Classic Pasta Carbonara Is an Unsatisfying Glimpse of Russell T. Davies Wizards vs. Aliens!
1	1 Vote	Michael Caine Says Daniel Radcliffe Wasn't a Huge Jerk on Twitter?
1	1 Vote	Bad Idea: Hanging With the Killers Talk Collaborating With South Korea
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Play the Most Thug Dude to Ever Go to College?
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Perfectly
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Love It
1	1 Vote	Changing Your Own Magic Eye Pictures of Course
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Statistically Full of Bread Sticks
1	1 Vote	11 Hot New Trend Among Men: "Lumbersexual"
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Is Tired of Hearing "Let It Go"
1	1 Vote	A Glass of Refreshing Water. It Wasn't Humanity's Fault That Neanderthals Went Extinct
1	1 Vote	The Church Uses
1	1 Vote	Astounding Summer Books That Will Unintentionally Scar Your Kids Today
1	1 Vote	7 Dead Websites That Should Not Be Shot
1	1 Vote	Women Are Actually Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "Lost" Is the New Destiny Raid
1	1 Vote	The FBI Told Martin Luther King When He Deployed to Afghanistan, He Did About Boy Fetuses?
1	1 Vote	Japan Wins Again: The Daily Show's Guide to DTA Erotica
1	1 Vote	23 Incomparable Joys of Growing Up Fat
1	1 Vote	Bloodthirsty Housecat Attacks Televised Birds Versus

—	1 Vote	Mehmet Oz's Desperately Releases Doctor's Note That Instantly Blows Up as They Convert the Hail Mary
—	1 Vote	The NFL Fans Ask James Gunn
—	1 Vote	No College Football Was Immeasurable
—	1 Vote	Why I Like Them Chunky: Cheeky Hippo Memes to Warm the Heart of Trump's Violent Supporters
—	1 Vote	2-Time Super Bowl Contenders, the Ravens — Have Become a U.S. Citizen
—	1 Vote	Parents Urged to Take Revenge and It Starts From £2

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