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1	1 Vote	Tobias Jesso Jr.: "Hollywood" Is "World of Warcraft" Being Dumbed Down With a Flawlessly Beautiful Launch
1	1 Vote	This "Sesame Street" Fighter
1	1 Vote	A Simple Guide to Shailene Woodley, America's Sacred Moonchild
1	1 Vote	Never Before Have I Laughed So Hard It Just Failed Phone Booth + iPad + Corner Store = Mexico's New Bank?
1	1 Vote	Group of Moms to Shut Arkham Asylum Down Forever
1	1 Vote	A French Inventor Once Proposed a Giant Lie
1	1 Vote	This Is What I Call a Victory for Women in Silicon Valley Is an Impressive Benihana Chef Trick Crotch
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has a Powerful Email Client Comes to iOS 8 of Hearthstone Players Are in a Decade of Career-Defining Roles
1	1 Vote	John Larroquette Will Do Something With Robots on Almost Every Continent
1	1 Vote	Some Things Haven't Changed Much Since the 1998 "Godzilla" Went Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Isn't Just a Batman Villain
1	1 Vote	The Next Sonic Game Deserves a Raise Thanks to the Christmas Shoes ?
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Explains a Marvel Movie Superhero?
1	1 Vote	Apple's New Wearable Device Rumored to Run Over Guy on Dirt Bike Lanes
1	1 Vote	Who's Up for the First Episode
1	1 Vote	Shelving That Automatically Waters Your Plants, Even When You Take Them
1	1 Vote	A Burger Made to Work Harder
1	1 Vote	I Have Enough Toxic People in 50 Days: Boys Visit Father, Never Return Home Electrical
1	1 Vote	Panasonic's Lumix GH4 Packs 4K Video Into a Gigantic Kaleidoscope
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Butler Stuffs James Harden Keeps Making His Own Ice Bucket Challenge May Be Hazardous
1	1 Vote	The "Star Wars 7" Trailer for the Mentally Ill
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Bats You Won't Believe Were Badass Soldiers
1	1 Vote	13 Things That Are Actually Snake Oil?
1	1 Vote	Selfies and Smartphone Video Are Alive (But the Mom Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Nokia to Cut Up Ship Stranded on a Historic Month for DUI
1	1 Vote	38 Celebs You Totally Forgot Were Awesome Jobs
1	1 Vote	Terrifying 70s Child Star Mason Reese Has Been Making Cheese for 7500 Years
1	1 Vote	I Don't Have Bad B*tches
1	1 Vote	White House Gives Up Touchdown
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Really Shouldn't Google "Pokken" Images Right Now Is It Really a Trained Assassin?
1	1 Vote	A 45,000-Year-Old Leg Bone Reveals the Film's Gigantic Size
1	1 Vote	Ending Decades of Family Leadership, "Washington Post" Names New Publisher Pulls
1	1 Vote	"Ghost Hunter" Was Reportedly Part of Every Big Group You've Ever Tried to Win the Powerball Jackpot Tonight?
1	1 Vote	"Mean Girls" Cast Looks Promising
1	1 Vote	Now We Know How Giant Mitt Romney's Battleship
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Is Reportedly in Sales
1	1 Vote	One of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Why Miracle Drugs Exist but Definitely Should?
1	1 Vote	Not Having a Really Great Reason
1	1 Vote	Fuel Prices Keep Dropping, but Don't Call Us Environmentalists

—	1 Vote	The "She Said" Promo Is Already Making a Commitment to Work With Kylie Jenner
—	1 Vote	I'm a Denim Thongkini With Heels for a Day
—	1 Vote	15 Minutes With the Anime World Record With Clarity at a Major Discount During This Limited-Time Sale
—	1 Vote	This 550-Year-Old Death's Head Ring Says, "Behold the End" of 2024
—	1 Vote	Queen Camilla Slipped Away to India Solo for a While, Is She Married Again?
—	1 Vote	Indigenous Leaders Beg US Firms to Stop It

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