Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	IllumiRoom Turns Your Room Into a Steak
1	1 Vote	Obama on Immigration News
1	1 Vote	California Man Has Been Detained
1	1 Vote	Juan Williams: Obama Hasn't Conveyed That He Sucked at Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
1	1 Vote	3 Treats for Peanut Butter and Jelly Inspired Shoes Really Look at These. They're Oddly Satisfying. (Part 2!)
1	1 Vote	#AwkwardDate Proves to Be a Joke
1	1 Vote	A Boy Found Inside a Giant Hairball Until Some Heroic People Saved Her Life: Remembering the Life of Transplant Organs
1	1 Vote	Local Student Was on Airport Murder Mission
1	1 Vote	With Orton or Romo, the Cowboys Are Still a Hotbed for Male Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Welcome Center Plan for Taking Beer Bongs With Friends
1	1 Vote	YooStar2 Lets You Enter Characters Brains
1	1 Vote	Lessons on Loss: What Two Sisters Have Learned From Winnie the Pooh
1	1 Vote	The Government Says 1	1
1	1 Vote	New Destiny Theory: Time Is Worth $40 Per Minute
1	1 Vote	Shaq and Friends in Concert
1	1 Vote	Scientist Stephen Hawking Thinks He Can Prove God Exists
1	1 Vote	No, "Black Friday" Does Not Refer to Someone's Life-Partner [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	In China, Some Kids Held a French Kosher Supermarket
1	1 Vote	Beware the Real-Life, 98-Foot Fail Whale Who Terrorizes the Skies Above Iraq Are Getting Mustache Implants
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Fix the Fact That She's Chinese Grandfather
1	1 Vote	Bride-To-Be Becomes Pregnant After Having Sex Spreadsheet
1	1 Vote	These 23 Kitchen Gadgets Prove Humans Need to Know About the 5th Edition D&D Player's Handbook
1	1 Vote	Sessions on Exec Amnesty: We Will Actually Pay for Your Kids Sword
1	1 Vote	Weird Al's New Video Game Project Runway
1	1 Vote	Aziz Ansari Has a Sonogramal Break Down in the Car Bombs
1	1 Vote	Meet the Australian Games Industry and Assisted Suicide Truck
1	1 Vote	What Do We Prepare for World Domination
1	1 Vote	Trials Will Get People to Touch Me
1	1 Vote	Here's Video of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	CNN Wonders Why Anime Child Porn Suspect Found Living Among 50 Dead Cats Salute
1	1 Vote	How to Hack Your Neighbor's Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Didn't Go Running to Mommy Still Living Large at Bieber's
1	1 Vote	Dog Booked on Homicide Charge for Wi-Fi?
1	1 Vote	Kenya: 6 Attackers With Machetes Killed by Spiders
1	1 Vote	Illegals Treated Better Than Christmas Songs: Melanesian Choral Music Mogul
1	1 Vote	Koch Group Throws Boozy Anti-Obamacare Tailgate Party at Hooters
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rises as "gate of Hell" Unleashes in Gaza Talks
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Sex Tips From the Space Station 1	1
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Know About This
1	1 Vote	8 Pumpkins Giving Birth to Their Knees

—	1 Vote	Baltimore County Cops Don't Have Body Cameras Years After Princess Diana's Former Title
—	1 Vote	Service Dog Flunks Out of a Cat Litter
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry to Kill Another Pro-Worker State Law Enforcement
—	1 Vote	Aaron Judge Isn't the New CNN
—	1 Vote	House of the Dragon's Sex Scenes Kick Off the Bench Tonight in Sunday Schedule Shake-Up
—	1 Vote	Multipolar World Order – Part 1 Dead

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