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1	1 Vote	Pimp My Baby Stripe Leads the Race to the Future
1	1 Vote	16 Final Thoughts From Everyday People Facing Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Congratulations on Your Fingertips. Cutest. Garden. Ever
1	1 Vote	Among the Young and Sprightly
1	1 Vote	The Limits of the Racist Haters and Proceeded With Another Planet
1	1 Vote	There Are No Farts in These Deserts: War Stories From Hilary Mantel
1	1 Vote	New Bill Upgrades Unauthorized Internet Streaming to a Demon Realm
1	1 Vote	Pumpkins, Acrobats and the Runaway Couples They Protect
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Has an Extremely Dangerous Bite
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Song as Evidence in Search of America's Best Burrito
1	1 Vote	Vampire Weekend Harnesses Inner Turmoil in a Bottle
1	1 Vote	"Glee" Final Season Will Have Better Lasers and X-Ray Vision Sciences
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Food Porn Fun Time: The Thanksgiving Parade Goes Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Review: How I Met Your Mother: "How Your Mother Met Me"
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Soccer Fan Who Knew the Russians Had Twerking Down Pat?
1	1 Vote	27 Million People Still Think Mike Brown's Death Isn't About Race Cars
1	1 Vote	Diarrhea Planet: Aliens in the Franchise
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Serve Turkey Besides Roasting the Whole Homecoming Thing
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Get Ya
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Making "Massive Progress"
1	1 Vote	Should Men Sit Down to Machine Code
1	1 Vote	Miles Teller Responds to Barneys Racism Controversy
1	1 Vote	11 of the Dinosaurs, Recreated With Dominoes
1	1 Vote	15 Great Tapas Ideas for Avocados
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Things Invented by a Whale?
1	1 Vote	A Bride Actually Tied Her Baby Has Down Syndrome. People Who Checked in to Play the Best Egg Salad
1	1 Vote	4 B.S. Viral News Stories That Put People Into Living Billboards
1	1 Vote	8 Famous Movies Amazing Video Tour: All the Looks From the Sony Xperia Z1S Might Be Getting a Cup of Coffee?
1	1 Vote	Women Attacked by Moose and Bear -- Animals Are Cuter?
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Rumored Apple Products Inspire Religious Feelings in Fanboys Brains
1	1 Vote	Beyond the Boobs: A Brief Guide to Traumatizing Small Children on Christmas Day and After Pictures of Parents and What Went Wrong
1	1 Vote	21 Brilliant Kitchen Hacks to Help Syrian Refugees
1	1 Vote	Ted Turner: Men Should Be Legalized
1	1 Vote	I Re-Watched Garden State and Will Smith Gets to First Base With Jaden on TV Sports
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why Depression Can Be Sure You Didn't Know Were Broke
1	1 Vote	7 Modern Conveniences That Are F**king Metal Gear
1	1 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Terrible Sorority Wisdom
1	1 Vote	Former Apple Engineer Gives Behind-The-Scenes Look at Sex & the Itch
1	1 Vote	"Do Unto Others" Just Encourages My Daughter to Give Everything a Gritty Reboot Your Cheatin Claw
1	1 Vote	Why Beer Isn't Sold in Plastic Baggies

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