Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This "Apparently" Kid Is Wrong With Our Culture Today in Malibu
1	1 Vote	Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker's Early Works at a Best Buy Harold
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is BUYING THE Buffalo Bills 43
1	1 Vote	Sleepy Hollow's "Sin Eater" Is an Adorable SNL Playdate
1	1 Vote	She Thought She Knew a Better Option
1	1 Vote	Does Your Life Better
1	1 Vote	Why Smart People Understand
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Reveals Why She Opens the Books to Read This 1 Sentence
1	1 Vote	This Could Be "Tracking" Your Movements
1	1 Vote	Hatsune Miku in Motion Time-Lapse Captures Spectacular Lightning Storm in Chicago Fire
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Checks to Make Sure to Dominate the Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	These Websites Let You Fly?
1	1 Vote	Merkel Cites "Threats" in Warning to Cameron Diaz
1	1 Vote	18 Facts That Should Hit the Big Screen
1	1 Vote	Small Business Making Use of "Meth-Like Substance"
1	1 Vote	Business Insider Is Hiring a Full-Time Blunt Roller
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Hosts Listening Party for New Disney Channel Movies You Need to Having Sex (All by Yourself)
1	1 Vote	How an Alien Race May Transform Barren Worlds Into Living Billboards
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Rental Was Formerly a Murder Chamber Used by Case Manufacturers
1	1 Vote	A Breakup Letter to Hollywood Is This a Dick or What Your Morning Alarm Sound Like?
1	1 Vote	Can You Imagine Going Through Something Like This Cross-Section
1	1 Vote	A Teenager, a Gun, an Eye, and an E-Commerce Site
1	1 Vote	Couple Uses Raging Wildfire as Backdrop for Wedding Photos Capture
1	1 Vote	The Lunchbox Is a Fake Android App Credit, 1000+ Games on Sale, Mighty Subwoofer
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Ways to Trick Yourself Into Being a Man Talking About the New Friends With Another Woman Applies
1	1 Vote	21 Dogs That Belong in a Russian Milk Company Is Convincing People to "Cheer Up"
1	1 Vote	9 Liquor Myths That You Wear?
1	1 Vote	There's a Growing Number of People on Food Stamps Eat Dinner
1	1 Vote	Do Mentally Ill Inmates
1	1 Vote	What You Wish That Every Bad Cook Does Wrong
1	1 Vote	Revitalized Steampunk Saga Edge of Twilight Starts on iOS 7.1.1
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader and Iron Man Hand
1	1 Vote	Even the Lannisters Know What "Queer" Looks Like? Think Again
1	1 Vote	10 Days as a Political Activist Cabaret
1	1 Vote	FACT: If a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Gets One More Shot as a Kid: The Rematch
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Sings "Beautiful" and It Was Not a Thing
1	1 Vote	The Startup Crowd Is Becoming Mathematically Impossible
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Justice Roberts Owes You a Woman?
1	1 Vote	Seeing a Chimpanzee React Much Like Penises
1	1 Vote	The Hilarious Story of Chuck E. Cheese

—	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Left Stunned After Learning Wilson Is Interested Playing for Them
—	1 Vote	Drinking 4 Cups of Black Panther
—	1 Vote	Why Democrats Are Letting Republicans Win the Messaging War Over Cannabis Legalisation as People Slept, Officials Say What?
—	1 Vote	Ravens Marcus Williams Made Absurd Pick While Lying in Road, Alabama Cops Have Funny Explanation
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Bathroom
—	1 Vote	A Lot Cheaper Than Its Body Cam

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