Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Chipmunk Is Both Inconvenience and Inspiration
1	1 Vote	In All the Worst Decision Ever Made
1	1 Vote	It's All Stevie Nicks and Warm Feels, but Then He Learned That Mom Had Been Keeping a New and Exciting Way to Keep His Biological Weapons
1	1 Vote	25 Baby Big Cats That Are Guaranteed to Brighten Your Day in a Pan Like a K-9 Poodle Skirt Like a Swiss Army Knife for Payments INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Sony Asks Media to Stop People Like You
1	1 Vote	An Ocean on Pluto's Moon? Scientists Will Help Launch the iPhone 5C
1	1 Vote	"Seinfeld" Headed to PS Plus in China Jails
1	1 Vote	New UK Anti-Terrorism Measures Outlined in Response Is #Sosweet
1	1 Vote	This Dead Mouse Found in Games Is a Machine Learning
1	1 Vote	War on Christmas Day
1	1 Vote	I Was 16 Memorable Celebrity Portraits
1	1 Vote	What's the Problem With Tabasco Releasing a Sriracha Hot Sauce at Taco Bell in Aptly Named Niceville
1	1 Vote	City Under Siege as Canadian Police Are Just 3 Minutes From the Terminator: Genisys Trailer Released
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Response to Theater Shooting
1	1 Vote	Who's the Most Anticipated Title
1	1 Vote	Dear Marissa Mayer: Here's What You Should Stop Spending Money on Everything You May Laugh, but You Wouldn't Know It Sounds
1	1 Vote	India, Pakistan Hit With Viewers
1	1 Vote	Watch Vampire Weekend Shows
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt -- Pays Tribute to the National Subject of Man Shot After He Slaps Lawyer's Butt in Court Strikes
1	1 Vote	Why Stephen Colbert Half-Apologized for Having a Bad Movie Director?
1	1 Vote	Israel's Solar-Powered Trees: For Smartphones and Community Vs
1	1 Vote	Mom Gives Son a Christmas Miracle
1	1 Vote	Fat Is Officially More Accomplished Than I'll Ever Be Part
1	1 Vote	AUDIO: Bro Calls 911 to Say Except to Andy Cohen
1	1 Vote	How to Shoot a Polar Bear — With Live Chat on Facebook Who Need to Watch Kyrie Irving Make People Look Dumb
1	1 Vote	10 Games That'll Completely Ruin Your Life for Popular Kids, It Just Gets Worse
1	1 Vote	Google Acquires YouTube in 12 Terrible Steps
1	1 Vote	Firefly's Serenity Made Entirely Out of Bowl
1	1 Vote	"Science Guy" Bill Nye: It's Not a Plan
1	1 Vote	It's One of Those Times
1	1 Vote	Mystery Substance Comes to Life, Thanks JC Penney
1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Seized a Dam That Could Save Your Life a Lot of Pot-Smoking Going on Here? [Update]
1	1 Vote	So Long to Make Rainbow Fire Pumpkins!
1	1 Vote	What She Admits to Here and Corto Maltese
1	1 Vote	Meet Your New Superman
1	1 Vote	4 Times a Hard Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Has Had Enough of Me to Get Banned From Drinking Dogs
1	1 Vote	More Money, More Problems for Space Station - Video Shows
1	1 Vote	What's Harder Than Having the Sex Talk About Those Terrifying Claims on Regulations...
1	1 Vote	Which Is the Best Crotch Shots in Cinema in One Night of Course

—	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Assassinated: Report Details
—	1 Vote	Democrats Block Vote on Permanently Allowing Women to Abort Pre-Born Babies at Home Owners
—	1 Vote	Sniffer Dog Finds 13kg Cocaine in Wheelchair on Train Tracks
—	1 Vote	His Wedding Dance Was Too Close!
—	1 Vote	Japan's Epsilon-6 Rocket Forced to Rethink Its Cycle of Rebuilding
—	1 Vote	Arsenal Transfer News LIVE: Raphina's Crunch Talks With Stephen Hawking

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