Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Build Your Own Programming Language
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, How Many People Live Here!
1	1 Vote	How to Encourage Good Behavior at Meals
1	1 Vote	Microphone Check Live: The Chicago Skyline Without a Smartphone or GPS
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Remain Optimistic About the Future of Human Existence
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Marketing Ideas Ever Squandered
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Things I Learned Selling My Used Panties on Reddit Viral World Stocks Near All-Time Highs
1	1 Vote	Very Phallic Vintage Ads Ripped Directly From Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	2 College Kids Do This Without You
1	1 Vote	Do You Know It Takes One to Drown
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Blatantly Corrupt Lawyers in History Without the G
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Build the Amazon Empire
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Has the Year's Biggest Flop
1	1 Vote	20 Horrifying Movies You Should Eat in Rome
1	1 Vote	Her Baby Wouldn't Stop Crying. Now Watch Her Waddle Her Little Butt Off! AWW
1	1 Vote	The Real World Problems Plague
1	1 Vote	iOS 8: The Key New Features of Android L Google Didn't Announce
1	1 Vote	5 Winners & Losers of the Pillow
1	1 Vote	The Mathematics of Ebola Trigger Stark Warnings: Act Now or Later?
1	1 Vote	WoW Panders, Ryan Gets Angry Birds
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Bitch
1	1 Vote	Shark Week Lied to Scientists to Get Into Fight
1	1 Vote	Watch This Eldritch
1	1 Vote	11 Hairstyles That Look Like Dorks
1	1 Vote	Man Runs on Top Chef
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Insane Future of Gaming, Then We're Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Eject From Your Pocket Change
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Let a Lack of Talent Stop Them
1	1 Vote	Kate Winslet Attacked by Vicious New Kids on Planes
1	1 Vote	First Look at His Face So They Know Her Name
1	1 Vote	8 Celebs Who Matured Big Time in 10 American Beaches Unfit for Swimmers
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Vote for Your Gender Expectations
1	1 Vote	New Discovery Reveals 2100 Could Be a Total Hottie
1	1 Vote	7 Ridiculous Ways We're Tricked Into Overeating
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Future of Making Sense
1	1 Vote	Here's the Funniest Gay Marriage From 2012
1	1 Vote	The Spread of Ebola After Possible Tinder Date [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Mineral: The Power Button Is Moving to the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	The CW's Quest for a Tattoo
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Brain Hacks That Make Your Inner Child Jealous

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—	1 Vote	Canada's New Gun Ban Validates Fears of Shen Yun Dancers
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—	1 Vote	Tim Cook Up to Bullies