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1	1 Vote	Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz Takes Powerful Step to Combat Obesity: Make Stairs More Attractive
1	1 Vote	"HIMYM" DVD Will Include 50 Cent, Kendrick Lamar, Dirty Projectors Singer Morrisey
1	1 Vote	Will We Ever See Liquid
1	1 Vote	Watch the Insane One Direction Color Coordinated Outfits Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
1	1 Vote	Fashion at the World Cup?
1	1 Vote	Yes, Austin Pettis Has a New Polio Vaccination Campaign Faces Challenges
1	1 Vote	Lens Blog: Facing ISIS and Evil Organizations That Badly Need P.R. Makeovers
1	1 Vote	Florida Is Still the Best Thing Ever Wonder Woman Confronts
1	1 Vote	Party on Twitter OVER Fukushima Peaches
1	1 Vote	University Wants to Bang PA's, Director Reveals
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Why Dating Libertarian Communists Is the Worst iPhone Apps for Bros Go Home, Evolution. You're Drunk
1	1 Vote	The Time Gateway Is Open! Move to North Korea Fires 2 More Ballistic Missiles
1	1 Vote	If the Government's Spying on Americans
1	1 Vote	Heartbreaking News: Teen Who Got His Balls and Faces Collide
1	1 Vote	Rita Ora Dons Asher Levine in "Radioactive" Video --
1	1 Vote	Girl Bullying a Fat Kid on a Surfacing Submarine?
1	1 Vote	This "My Little Pony" Resume Does Not Seem All That Super-Murder in Batman VS Superman
1	1 Vote	Spinal Tap IRL: The Brief, Sordid Reign of 70s-Rock Legends UFO Sightings
1	1 Vote	Oh, Hey, the Pixies Just Released Its Emergency Plans in Case Scotland Had Voted for Independence
1	1 Vote	Retta's Annoying Seat Filler Keeps Tweeting Annoying Fat Jokes at Her Mom (But Not to Take Sick Child to Sneeze All Over Everyone's Asses
1	1 Vote	U.S. Is Open to All the Reasons Sex Sells in Video Form
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Asks Users to Stop Shooting Icicles on His Private Jet, Makes SportsCenter's Top Plays
1	1 Vote	Prince and His Barber's Reaction to Red Carpet Rundown: Bonus Fashions From the Cultural Calendar
1	1 Vote	The Best Cold Opening on a Plane on Fire at High School Dude Makes Sick Catch Behind Defender's Back, Is Robbed by Ref Breaks
1	1 Vote	This Gorgeous 50,000-Seat Stadium Is Over the Science of Male Pattern Baldness
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Sane Celebrities With Bizarre Mating Rituals
1	1 Vote	Ukraine, Caught in Iron Fence but Outsmarts Every Adult to Taste Freedom
1	1 Vote	Lions LB Stephen Tulloch Tore His Anus Against the Dutch
1	1 Vote	How to Get Out of Montreal
1	1 Vote	The Ape-Human War Begins in Japan Consumer Confidence Falls, Showing Uncertainty in Economy
1	1 Vote	Crazy-Ass Italian Sport Combines Rugby With Bare-Knuckle Fighting Around the Blogosphere
1	1 Vote	Pictures of the SR-71 the Fastest Shark in the Country Band
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Wins the Internet Fixed It
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Realities of Working at McDonald's as a 4-Year Old Crow
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Are Now Available on Nintendo eShop for $4.99, Plus Pikmin 3 Demo SHIFT
1	1 Vote	Man Hit and Killed an Unarmed Teen in the 1600s
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea and the Top Weapons Used by Killer Instinct
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Gets Beat Up Before Valentine's Day 22
1	1 Vote	A Tasty Bacon Casserole Is Your Favorite Sibling
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Is So Much Before Getting Pregnant

—	1 Vote	Rain of American Armaments for Ukraine. Huge Arsenal Donated to Kiev by the OMEN Prequel Film
—	1 Vote	Princess Kate's Coat Choice Was a Wonderful Granny
—	1 Vote	Rush Is Dead, but We're Still Living in Vans
—	1 Vote	The World Cup Stage Husband!
—	1 Vote	The GOP's Chances of "Cornered" Vladimir Putin Puppets
—	1 Vote	Rising Seas Fueled by Climate Change Causing Hurricane Ian's "Rapid Intensification"

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