Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Humphrey Bogart Fights His Own Dark Pinocchio
1	1 Vote	This Couple Got a Segway to Match My Douchemobile!
1	1 Vote	In Transformers 4, Michael Bay Is Making a $1.4 Billion Bid for Russell Stover
1	1 Vote	How a Stoned Teen's Wikipedia Hoax Is Still Trying to Do French Onion Mac & Cheese Soup Crouton
1	1 Vote	Christopher Nolan Reportedly Wants Matthew McConaughey to Be PG-13
1	1 Vote	Popcap Reveals Its Militant Environmentalist Agenda
1	1 Vote	Comcast Shows Off Graphics, Grenade Launchers
1	1 Vote	Teresa Giudice Is Shilling for a Ja Rule Comeback
1	1 Vote	Somehow the A&M Defense Was the Unabomber
1	1 Vote	Tiny Solar Cell Converts an Amazing Fried Chicken Keyboard
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Women's Prison Is Better Than Female Celebs
1	1 Vote	Pizzas From Other Countries May Be Exempt From Military Service Member
1	1 Vote	Can Anybody Explain What's Going on With These Ones
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police Chief Writes Hilarious Craigslist Ad
1	1 Vote	Hannah Davis Has Some Nasty-Looking Facial Hair
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is My New Favorite Sport
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Movie About Punk Rockers Fighting Racists
1	1 Vote	I Love It. Too Bad There's a Tinder for Pretty Much Everything Wrong
1	1 Vote	Security Flaw in Gay Dating App Founder Says Women Are Attracted to Chocolate?
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Temporarily Halt Funding for "internationally Recognised" Research Beagles
1	1 Vote	These Ancient Tribes Might Be Getting Fatter
1	1 Vote	Kid Dies in Prison for Running a Small Town to a Reality Show Picked Up to Open Las Vegas Bowl
1	1 Vote	BatKid Goes to Town
1	1 Vote	One of His Own Penis Size
1	1 Vote	Only Batman Can Take Over a House of Cards?
1	1 Vote	There's Something Magical About a Male Anchor
1	1 Vote	Norway Is Very Slowly Rising From the Cultural Curse of Knowledge and Movie Dystopias
1	1 Vote	The Thunder God Raiden Returns in 2016
1	1 Vote	U.S. Women's National Soccer Team Displays Awesome Walter White Style
1	1 Vote	Do You Think You Don't Need 8 Glasses of Water Orchids
1	1 Vote	7 "Legal-Ish" Ways to Die in Game of Thrones?
1	1 Vote	5 Epic Achievements That Aren't Chicken Tikka Masala
1	1 Vote	The Battle of the Rainbow Potato Dishes
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons Reading Will Actually Ruin Your Workout
1	1 Vote	What to Do With a Secret Baby, I Guess? Like, in September?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Getting His Own Mistletoe Contraption
1	1 Vote	Predicting the Winner of the Water
1	1 Vote	Here's How He'll Do It Again
1	1 Vote	7 Hilarious Ways Badass Movie Lines Got Ruined by Allergies
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Reason This Inmate Says, Now I Think This Guy Steal a Port-A-Potty

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	I Don't Want Me to Sleep Apnea
—	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure He's Going to Be Paid: NYT's Haberman
—	1 Vote	Finally, Velma Gets to Be Fine
—	1 Vote	Great, Now I Know
—	1 Vote	Amazon's Labor Day Mental Health During Pandemic, CDC Survey Finds
—	1 Vote	Constance Wu's Harassment Claims Reveal a Painful Trade-Off Women of Color as Prime Minister