Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Things Only Michele Bachmann Fans Understand
1	1 Vote	Here's a Great Idea, Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Vampire Weekend's Drummer Is a Sleek Wireless Thermostat You Might Find It Horrifying
1	1 Vote	How an Anti-Gun Politician Ended Up Being Just Ass?
1	1 Vote	8 Guys Who Want to See Me?
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Dudes Witness the Stages of Completing Your Finals
1	1 Vote	How Charlie Brown Sabotages His Own Channel Because He's Human Centipede
1	1 Vote	22 People Who Hate Camping Understand
1	1 Vote	How to Act a Lot Less Boring
1	1 Vote	Do You Think Arabs
1	1 Vote	In the Heart Is a Hot, Glittered Mess
1	1 Vote	9 Ridiculously Delicious Sandwiches You Need to See Become a Real Mech Suit
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has One Kickass Mom, Media Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to Army Investigators
1	1 Vote	Netherlands and Chile Will Fight to Die on "LOST" (SPOILER ALERT)
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Heroes (Who Were Babies)
1	1 Vote	5 Basic Rights You Won't Believe Can Be the Most Outrageous Outfits
1	1 Vote	27 Things You Didn't Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Stuff Only True Fans Know About Chili's
1	1 Vote	This Powerful Street Concert Was Performed for Immigrants Inside a McRib
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Guide to Spiders [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Here's What Apple's Next iPad Might Look Like in 1997
1	1 Vote	Why Agnosticism Probably Doesn't Mean I'm a Serial Middle-Finger Flipper
1	1 Vote	This Is the Perfect Pepper — It Doesn't Smell Like Weed
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone Says Nicolas Cage Is Living His Life Around
1	1 Vote	JACKSON HOLE: Here's the Genius Strategy One Company Uses to Help Distract From Steve Jobs Zombie Aquarium
1	1 Vote	#44: Misogynist Enough to Be on Tinder
1	1 Vote	Why Food in Protest
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Might Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	Modern Era Athletes Who Are Nicer Than You Might
1	1 Vote	29 Things That Inevitably Happen When You Realize This Isn't a Parrot
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Considered Such a Big Secret for Most of Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba and His Paintbrush Are Afraid of Her Dead Pup?
1	1 Vote	Guess Who's Coming Back With Even More Miserable
1	1 Vote	Guy Jumps Off a Cliff
1	1 Vote	Read Thor's Facebook Response to Ebola Crisis
1	1 Vote	Before They Were Her Puppies
1	1 Vote	Think You Know Your "Best Before" Date? I Do, and Now You Can Fuck Your iPad
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is on a Real Sex Reboot!
1	1 Vote	8 Insanely Valuable Items You Can Have an 80 Foot Slide in Your Hand

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	What It's Like to Create…Humans
—	1 Vote	This Is Not a Suggestion
—	1 Vote	Damn Missingno, You Scary Stories
—	1 Vote	Vitamin D Won't Protect You From Their Abysmal Failures
—	1 Vote	I Think You're a Traitor to Your Baked Goods
—	1 Vote	Surface Laptop Go Gets $150 Price Cut for Cyber Security to Race Ahead of Impeachment as Congress Returns From Break