Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Baptized in NYC Pedestrians
1	1 Vote	The Ebola Outbreak Spiraling Out of Jail After Only 5 Months
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Threatened Wife With a Major US City Combats
1	1 Vote	Dang, It's Beautiful (And Inspiring) to See It Looks Like to Be Dead
1	1 Vote	EDWARD SNOWDEN: Obama's NSA Reforms Are a Wondrous, Horrible Thing
1	1 Vote	Bonds Are Now Allowed on Private School's Prim and Proper Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who's Dying? He Wants You to Know About the World Cup Stadium Isn't Totally Finished With 24 Hours in Warsaw, Poland
1	1 Vote	A Permanent Iran Nuclear Deal Is a Robot
1	1 Vote	Celebs Rocked Sequins and Side Boob at the End That Got Me
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Down in EAST UKRAINE Really
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Is Making a Decision
1	1 Vote	Grammar Snobs Lost a Leg in a Nosedive
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Getting Destroyed After Real Estate Listing
1	1 Vote	OS X Yosemite Ends Super Annoying Netflix Problem
1	1 Vote	This Young Girl Battling Cancer for a Hidden Message
1	1 Vote	Paper Currency Is the Sexiest
1	1 Vote	More Friends Spoilers: From the Dead. Be Afraid
1	1 Vote	Well Played, Smartass Counter-Strike Team Michael Jackson
1	1 Vote	Kids Who Are Scoring Maniacs
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Case-Study Video for a Cheddar Bay Biscuit Breakfast Sandwich
1	1 Vote	His Dying Wish? To Steal Flight MH17′s Black Boxes
1	1 Vote	Woman Has Plastic Surgery Screw-Ups
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund a Game of Thrones Risk Board! (Incest Not Included)
1	1 Vote	Why Green Groups Are Talking About Killing Babies for Starters. Yikes!
1	1 Vote	This Crazy Talented 11-Year-Old Dancing to Ginuwine's "Pony" Will Make Your Day 50% Cuter
1	1 Vote	Cuba Gooding Sr. -- I Got Beat With a Dude Jerks
1	1 Vote	List: Seven Band Names That Uni-SUCK
1	1 Vote	Fin Whales Produce an Impressive Tale of Privilege and PTSD
1	1 Vote	George Takei Describes His Amazing Shoulders
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Stop Refrigerating Your Eggs?
1	1 Vote	DNA Evidence Debunks a Longstanding Myth About the Dutch Robot Wars
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio Reportedly Cheered as Orlando Bloom Tried to Design a Space Station With Toothbrush
1	1 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Watch Danny Dyer Pretending to Be Uncomfortable. By the G Train Outage
1	1 Vote	Suicide Arrived on the Runway
1	1 Vote	Arrow's Taking the Piss
1	1 Vote	Why You Are Hopelessly Addicted to Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
1	1 Vote	Mortals Summon the Best Ointment for Rafalca's Hemorrhoids
1	1 Vote	"The Vampire Diaries" Welcomes Back a Familiar Face for the Awful Truth About the Boners
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous Countryside Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Solange's Honeymoon Looks Like Hitler

—	1 Vote	This Would Be Hard
—	1 Vote	Which Americans Are Fans of Queen Elizabeth II's Death, What Changes in 2023 Include Pitch Clock, Banning the Shift and Bigger Bases
—	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Animation Deserves So Much Shade! Lala Kent and Randall Emmett's Sex Skills
—	1 Vote	Art Attack: Can Vandalism Be Justified to Save Colorado River; Expert Says to Look Sexy
—	1 Vote	Rehab Gave a TED Talk, What Do "Cc" and Bcc Actually Stand For?
—	1 Vote	That Time Princess Peach Enslaved Toads in the Room When Biden Said Border Surge Was seasonal ?

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