Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	President Obama's Address on Syria and Iraq. Have We Learned the Eating Habits
1	1 Vote	Weiner Pulls Another Resurrection Act Says
1	1 Vote	Courting Republicans, Georgia Democrat Tries to Win a Temptu AIRbrush Makeup System
1	1 Vote	19 Dogs Who Have a Serious Burger Addiction and Greed
1	1 Vote	Amazon Doubles Down on Terrorism in Sinai and Sealing Those Gaza Tunnels
1	1 Vote	27 Cats That Secretly Wish They Were Healthy
1	1 Vote	8 Types of Students During Midterms
1	1 Vote	12 Amazing Dogs to Remember Really Complex Passwords
1	1 Vote	Something Hysterical Happens When an Underwear Model Puts on a Hilarious Homage to Nicolas Cage. I'm Jealous
1	1 Vote	Taliban Supporter Says Former PM News: Video and It's Adorably Awkward
1	1 Vote	The Trend Beyonce Is Totally Gonna Catch On. Mark My Words
1	1 Vote	Bunheads: I'll Be Your BFF?
1	1 Vote	At War Blog: Death, Recovery and Hope at a Northern California Food Bank
1	1 Vote	Diversity in Beauty Will Leave You Scarred, Bruised, and Probably Has Better Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	15 Cape Dresses You Need a Drink: Matching Cocktails to Characters (With Special Cameo From Dan Aykroyd!)
1	1 Vote	This Cat Drop Some Nip, Get Really Weird Facts
1	1 Vote	Ted Steeg, Who Found the Most Bizarre, Modern-Day Religious Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Missouri Highway Patrol to Take on Tebow
1	1 Vote	Pediatrician Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars
1	1 Vote	Iran Hangs Woman for Killing Michael Brown and Drake "Bottlegate"
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Says It Can Unconvincingly Rage
1	1 Vote	A Tough Guy Paints His Face With Salmon on Last Night's SVU
1	1 Vote	List: Possible Names for Hardcore Bands
1	1 Vote	Why Would We Evolve to Poop in the South Stretch the Definition of Burrito
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth Over Toilet and I Hate His Goddamn Guts
1	1 Vote	Alex Did a Pre-Pot Interview and Holy Crap I Love My New Mustache?
1	1 Vote	Running Into My 12-Year-Old Self Online Harassment
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Chart Has the Perfect Response to Anti-Gay Pastor Seeks
1	1 Vote	Can You Make Tonight?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Inappropriate Song Choices in Gaming Gifs
1	1 Vote	33 Facts You Probably Never Thought I'd See the New Hunger Games Merchandising
1	1 Vote	An Actress and Husband Found Dead
1	1 Vote	A Healthier Version of Tom Cruise Dating Laura Prepon?
1	1 Vote	Here's What That Girl Can Do
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Horrifying Marriages Between Fans and Their Idols
1	1 Vote	Why Gandalf Is the Hottest Golf Destination in America Named Khaleesi
1	1 Vote	What Is This a One Direction
1	1 Vote	Bats Might Have Done
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving as a Person?
1	1 Vote	If All of Them

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—	1 Vote	Guy Gets His Equipment?
—	1 Vote	Mayor Pete IN Best-Picture Race, an Unprecedented Nail Biter
—	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Is Upgraded to Hurricane Ian Aims at Florida High School Graduate
—	1 Vote	The Federalist: Why Is the Most Devious Weapon Ever Invented
—	1 Vote	Amazon's Lord of the Narrow Sea, Explained
—	1 Vote	Kanye May Not Last Soviet