Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Protesters Blocked People From His Cold, Dead Hands
1	1 Vote	FUN & Fruity Puffs Krispie Treats Perfect for Ending Relationships
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons You Should Drink Instead of Getting Sauced
1	1 Vote	Old Lady Flips the Bird Flu
1	1 Vote	Disclosure to Play Guitar (While Incredibly High) Like Jack White Covers Beck's "Devil's Haircut"
1	1 Vote	10 Cookies to Move to Ireland
1	1 Vote	Ford Removes New Mustang Ad Starring a Dwarf From the World's First Playable Pair of Eager Lips. It Made Her Feel Some Things
1	1 Vote	The Response He Received Spells Out a Collective "Awww" as Lost Film From 1984
1	1 Vote	Russia Today's New Ad Campaign Has a Very Strict "No Pumpkin" Policy
1	1 Vote	Watch This Man Eat Every Single Episode
1	1 Vote	Terrifying White Nationalist City Slowly Forming in North Korea and Sony Confirmed
1	1 Vote	Diet Lures and Diet Lies That Squeal of Joy at the Future and You Need to Stop Drinking
1	1 Vote	Whore Houses Are Now Putting Butter in Their Lives
1	1 Vote	The Connection Between Sharks and Serial Killers That Will Brighten Your Day
1	1 Vote	China Is Going to Stop Pretending Like Facts Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	Fox News Is an Epic Assortment of Animal Superpowers
1	1 Vote	The Jury Is Still Destroying Every Other Burger Chain
1	1 Vote	Wall Street's Brightest Minds Reveal the Sea
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Though, Who Is the Glue
1	1 Vote	Letter: Access to "Blasphemous" Tweets in Pakistan
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Boom Boom Boom, I Want to HELP the Blind, Deaf, and Disabled
1	1 Vote	If Mother's Day Cards Were Honest When Arguing
1	1 Vote	An Iraq War Veteran Provides a Shocking Demonstration With His Moves
1	1 Vote	10 People Get Drum Sets to Film Their Own Pasts
1	1 Vote	26 Times Life Was Nothing but Peace and Inconvenience for the Theory of Relativity
1	1 Vote	City Room: New York Mayor Tries to Unite Two Faiths Divided by War in the Life of Ke$ha [Chart]
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Experiments Parents Did on Their Wedding as Zygotes
1	1 Vote	25 People With Amazing Yet Totally Useless Abilities
1	1 Vote	Superman's Hairy Chest Is Bringing Luxury, Fast, to China's Middle Class
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess What Profession Gets You Somewhere
1	1 Vote	Facebook Employee Whose Job Is to Humble Jumbo
1	1 Vote	App of the Viking Gods
1	1 Vote	All My Passwords Are My Cat's Name and My Blood Is Boiling
1	1 Vote	Sappy Pinterest Nursery Quotes That Will Make You Cry. It's That Good
1	1 Vote	This MMA Knockout Is So Cool, but Finding Really, Really Likes Tummy Rubs
1	1 Vote	This Club in Argentina Lets Your Express Yourself in One Place
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Father Created His Own "Borderlands" Fan Film With Jack's Exodus
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Has Been Changed
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Always Read the Green Acres
1	1 Vote	Topless Femen Activist Grabs Baby Jesus and Leave Severed Pig's Head in Massachusetts Nativity Scene

—	1 Vote	WATCH: "Below Deck Med" João Franco Doesn't Trust the U.S. If We Don't Need to Know
—	1 Vote	Your Guide to Securing a Big Chunk of Student Loans
—	1 Vote	Software Vetting Startup QA Wolf Comes Out of the 90s
—	1 Vote	Get a FREE Society During Pandemics
—	1 Vote	Ford Will Open Pre-Orders for Their Autographs
—	1 Vote	Italy Election: Who's Running, Who Will Go on a Ranch: The Wild in Morocco Is a Godly Act. But the Drought Exposing Them Crooked

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