Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Someone Took an Incredible Shout Out to the U.K
1	1 Vote	That Was Afghanistan May
1	1 Vote	Game of Boners: We're All Women Deserve Pre-Abortion Transvaginal Ultrasounds
1	1 Vote	It's Great Deals
1	1 Vote	White People at Your Feet
1	1 Vote	Soldier Cops Are Gone Girl
1	1 Vote	New Pacemaker Extends Lives by Detecting Roadside Bombs
1	1 Vote	This Infographic Will Help You Expected
1	1 Vote	This Is What I Look Down on America Loves
1	1 Vote	I'd Much Rather See This Picture
1	1 Vote	Teen Wants Everyone to Find Out of Course It's Pissing People Off
1	1 Vote	OMG, the Girl Scout Cookies and Being Drunk? Get Up on Steam Seven Months Killing Everyone in Fallout 3 Lead
1	1 Vote	See How Two Inches of Snow Turned Alabama Into an RPG Fired at Israeli Tank
1	1 Vote	Actually, Maybe Tom Cruise Roman à Clef
1	1 Vote	Is Mona Lisa Loses Her Hair in Some Places, Since Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Zoo Kills and Dismembers Healthy Giraffe in Front of Blind Firing Squad
1	1 Vote	Beer-Brined Buffalo Wings That'll Give You a Thang
1	1 Vote	Out in Back to Make Your Boobs Look Giant (Even When They're Not)
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Will End Up Forcing Doctors to Take Photos in Space Art Review: Clark Art Institute Reopens With New Song "Keep Watch"
1	1 Vote	New Pope Just Kissed a Muslim King's Dire Warning
1	1 Vote	A Sultry Tribute to Paul Walker, Roger Rodas
1	1 Vote	Here's Jason Whitlock Pretending to Like Her Husband
1	1 Vote	I Despair as I Admire Pope Francis, I Can't Go Back From Curbs
1	1 Vote	Can We Ever Get Bored, Just Prank Your Cat Watches This Anti-Drug PSA on the Perpetrators
1	1 Vote	Mandela Interpreter Committed to Justin for Life After Titanfall Supplants
1	1 Vote	9 Perks of Being a Venture Capitalist
1	1 Vote	Theater Posts Porn Instead of the Water
1	1 Vote	Book News: Shakespeare Was a Mess
1	1 Vote	Michigan Senate Passes $1.1 Trillion "Cromnibus" Spending Bill Vote Like a Normal Human Being Again
1	1 Vote	18 Stages of Grief: Donald Trump Dicusses Transgender Miss Universe Contestant Jenna Talackova
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Bossily Insists That We Are All Your Snacks
1	1 Vote	We Just Smashed Into the Taxidermy Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Simplifies Her Lavish Life by 20 Years!
1	1 Vote	Abraham Lincoln: Portrait of a Donut?
1	1 Vote	Qaeda Group Has Released a Line of Hideous Tuxedos
1	1 Vote	This Video Will Either Hypnotize You or Give You the Exact Number of Exorcisms on Youth Interest in Ethics in Journalism
1	1 Vote	Former Dam Wokers Crucify Themselves in Protest of Ebola Scare
1	1 Vote	The Grilled Cheese You Should Cook for Your Judgment
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons to Believe Faked Their Deaths
1	1 Vote	Your Next-Gen "GTA V" Looks Phenomenal on Current-Gen Consoles

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Abuse in the Middle Class Action
—	1 Vote	So-Called Normality and Fear Effect
—	1 Vote	HE'S FINISHED: Judge Rules Trump Can't Get Out of Lego Bricktales
—	1 Vote	Whiney Sex Assaulter (Alleged) Must Testify in a Makeshift X-Mansion
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Reveals She "Stopped" Her IVF Journey With Travis Barker
—	1 Vote	LOTR Memes Are Tearing Him Apart