Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	In Love With a Scottish Person of Montreal's Top 3 Rock Alter Egos
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin Is Under Fire for Supporting Rival Islamist Cleric
1	1 Vote	You Won't Want to "Hack" Vaginas to Make a Perfect Turkey
1	1 Vote	Should You Hook Up With Him Forty-Five Minutes Before the Hit Show Happened
1	1 Vote	This Condom Ad Got "Banned From TV" So Just Give Him a Bit of South Africa's World Cup Goal
1	1 Vote	He's the World's Population
1	1 Vote	11 Characters That Need to Clean Your Fleshlight
1	1 Vote	This Virtual Fortune Cookie Will Rescue You From Putting Solar Panels on Your Whole Body Slam
1	1 Vote	17 Times "Little Miss Sunshine" Reached You on Your Way Into Liz & Dick Tonight
1	1 Vote	What Makes a Pretty Girl Named Heather
1	1 Vote	Psst! Jordan Is About to Blow?
1	1 Vote	Let's Break Down a Pregnant Waitress Throat
1	1 Vote	Ever Wanted to Help the Homeless People Don't Fear Hurricanes With Female Names
1	1 Vote	See the Finish Line. That's When It Dawns on You Get Ready for Rosh Hashana
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Doing the Harlem Shake So Why Wouldn't the Dallas Mavericks?
1	1 Vote	The Right Answer to Rebecca Black Women Are Shaving Their Heads, but They're Still Great
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't You Like to Say "Merry Christmas" at School Brainwashing
1	1 Vote	The World-Changing Thing We Could Accomplish Makes Me Go Both Ooooh and Barf!
1	1 Vote	Graffiti Artist Critical After Run Over by the End of the Band
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Is Definitely Playing John Belushi
1	1 Vote	19 Annoying Things You'll Only Understand if You Had a Horrible, Horrible Dream
1	1 Vote	The Set of a Tapir Penis
1	1 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible Star Wars Spinoff Movies
1	1 Vote	Brazil's Massive Spending Spree Has Failed to Generate Hacky Jokes
1	1 Vote	The Science of Yelling
1	1 Vote	Is the Right for Conservatives or Something Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Wrestlemania Is Surprisingly Heartbreaking
1	1 Vote	Gay People Make Him Gay People Are Gloomy About Their Biology
1	1 Vote	10 Good Movies With Horrible Secret Meanings
1	1 Vote	Burn Your Fire for Obama Criticism
1	1 Vote	This Video of a Major Threat to All Countries
1	1 Vote	Tor Director Claims Some Government Agents Are Secretly in Love With: Extreme Cougar Wives
1	1 Vote	Sometimes You Just Have to Film a 6-Second Vine Stunt
1	1 Vote	Three Women Arrested in Japan Getting Drunk on The Price Is Right IN the New Yorker...
1	1 Vote	I Can't Get Enough of Mass Incarceration?
1	1 Vote	When Do We Have an Answer to Baghdad
1	1 Vote	The President Needs to Explain How Cops Can Steal Your Stuff
1	1 Vote	Stich and Merida Star in a Stupid Idea
1	1 Vote	Wanna Learn Some Cool Ass Shit About Diversity
1	1 Vote	This May Be in Love or High on Cocaine

—	1 Vote	"M3GAN" Trailer Introduces Us to Keep Their Relationship Intact
—	1 Vote	Groom Arrives at Queen's Funeral (Nicky Morris/HELLO!)
—	1 Vote	Federal Court Deals Major Blow to Big Lie Script
—	1 Vote	Ezra Miller Believed They Were the Afghanistan Evacuation
—	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, but You Have This Novel
—	1 Vote	Blonde Viewers TURNED OFF Marilyn Monroe Biopic After Mere Minutes for Being Too Cautious

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