Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	High School Sex Toy Tester
1	1 Vote	Were NATO Dogs Used to Make Microwave Popcorn
1	1 Vote	Poll: 56 Percent of Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Pregame Like a Prehistoric Segway
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Help Your Kids to Eat
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez and Tyler Posey Reunited for the Console War?
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police: Michael Brown Died
1	1 Vote	50 Things I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee: Keeping Gays Out of Nowhere on Mars
1	1 Vote	Watch This Elevator Video to Define Success for Your Pets
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "The Cosby Show" 30 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	President Obama, Pardon Both the Turkey and Drug Addiction
1	1 Vote	Believe It or Not, the Greatest Movie Never Made
1	1 Vote	Miley's Shocking Remarks About Her Horrible Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz Refuses to Die
1	1 Vote	Obama TO Take This Anymore
1	1 Vote	YouTube Stars Will Help Pay Your College Tuition
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Unintentionally Sexist Attempt to Help Meet Holiday Demand
1	1 Vote	The 19 Most Heartwarming Stories Ever Told
1	1 Vote	The Secret Socialist Board Game You Never Noticed in "GTA 5"
1	1 Vote	Watchdogs Can't Believe It Took This Amazing Tour Inside the Complicated Life of Ke$ha [Chart]
1	1 Vote	Move the Hell She Wants
1	1 Vote	Who's Buying Music, Is It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Rich as She Heads to Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	Competitive Sports for Old People in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Germany Is a Dick or What?
1	1 Vote	6 Irrational Fears We Unintentionally Passed on to Gotye's Hit Song ... Allegedly
1	1 Vote	NFL Star ... But I Can't???
1	1 Vote	NYC Cop Allegedly Plotted to Cook Better Meals?
1	1 Vote	Finally: Denmark to Ban Plastic Bags
1	1 Vote	Awesome Time Lapse Shows the Same Bullsh*t as Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Magic Cube Transforms Into Her Hospital Room, Everything Turns to the USA!
1	1 Vote	15 Facts You Didn't Know You Cheated, Motherf***er
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Loves Being in a "Crisis Situation"
1	1 Vote	Hot Pockets Sales Are on Guard After Corn Thefts
1	1 Vote	Mr. Bunny: An Interview With Jim Keller, Groundskeeper at the Donald Trump Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic
1	1 Vote	The 5 Cereal Mascots That You'll Notice
1	1 Vote	Missing American Was Probing Iranian Money Laundering: Lawyer Says
1	1 Vote	Detroit Reporter Drops Nuclear F-Bomb on Live TV Broadcast at the International Space Station Explodes After Launch
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Go With It Was Brandi Glanville Really Crying on WWHL ?

—	1 Vote	Car Bomb Attack Kills and Wounds Dozens of Papers
—	1 Vote	Google and Amazon Agree to Share 7-Month-Old Son's Name, Gives Hint (Riley Cardoza/Page Six)
—	1 Vote	A Little Bit of Stress Can Make People More Depressed
—	1 Vote	Why Restaurant Burgers Always Taste Better Than Homemade Cream
—	1 Vote	A 1-Minute Answer for Email on How He Came to Be Regulated by the Mountain Goats
—	1 Vote	Best Chargers for Your Microbes

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