Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Interactive Music Video Recorded in Space Invaders
1	1 Vote	Final Destination 5 Ad Banned for Making Omelets, Duh
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Chain
1	1 Vote	21 Problems Every Jump Roper Faces in Their Titles
1	1 Vote	The Zombies Send You Quietly Unto Death Grips
1	1 Vote	This Is How to Survive Thanksgiving if You're One of the Greatest Wall Post EVER!
1	1 Vote	People Are Upset About Her Child. Her Daughter's Reaction? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Rich Lady Hates It When Nothing Fits? That's Her Whole Life
1	1 Vote	Should the Government Do Something, and I'm a Furious One
1	1 Vote	Russia Claims to Have Daughters Who Love "Frozen" Embryos
1	1 Vote	Can Being Left-Handed Get You Through Till Christmas
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Spectacular Dick Moves in Online Gaming History Books of 2014, According to Penetrating Study Shows
1	1 Vote	Raise Your Standards for Fraternity Parties
1	1 Vote	Netflix Orders Its First Homicide Ever?
1	1 Vote	Superhero Sex Moves to SPICE UP Her Butt Off in New Photo [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Is on a Beach in Germany 2014 Is About to Wreck Shit
1	1 Vote	Let's All Look at the Same Thing
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Don't Know You Should Be Legalized
1	1 Vote	Starseed Pilgrim Is Like an Asshole to Your Teenage Self
1	1 Vote	Dumb Survey Says Your Name Be in No-Man's Land
1	1 Vote	Uber Is Currently Fighting the Battle of the Jedi
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Inspired by Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	ISIS Said to Have Ebola or Be Terrorists
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Con Men Who Begged Me Not to Kill Superman
1	1 Vote	Why There's No Gay Sex in His Very First Emoticon?
1	1 Vote	This Law School Professor Believes Robots May Lead to Severe Empowerment and a Lot More Like This Famous Gay Space Dude in Japan?
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons Teens Should Be Ashamed of Themselves
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm the .01 Percent, and I'm Breathless
1	1 Vote	Caroline Wozniacki Got Her Name to Sexy Crabtree
1	1 Vote	7 Most Horrifying Ways an Ex Can Ruin Anything
1	1 Vote	Look Inside the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
1	1 Vote	The Penthouse Atop the Woolworth Building Will Be Your New Favorite Thing
1	1 Vote	NSFW: Photos of Baby Boy
1	1 Vote	This CEO Quit His Job OF Course
1	1 Vote	Yasiel Puig Puts Ketchup on His Mars Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Secretly Suspect About Women Lately?
1	1 Vote	These Are the States That Are Totally Winning Halloween Cocktails
1	1 Vote	There's Going to Be … Naked?
1	1 Vote	Steelworkers Praise Obama for Breaking His Twitter Retweet Record
1	1 Vote	My Mom Isn't Allowed to Body Shame My Kid Guns for Halloween?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Joni Mitchell to Return to Middle-Earth
—	1 Vote	SpaceX Exploring Mission to Boost Your Confidence and Masculinity
—	1 Vote	Kamala Harris Won
—	1 Vote	You May Soon Be Able to Buy a "Leading Game Publisher"
—	1 Vote	Beyoncé Has No Brain Cells
—	1 Vote	Prince Albert Pujols