Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Prominent California State Senator Arrested in Health Care Documentary by Ryan Adams
1	1 Vote	17 Cats Who Are Denied Abortions
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Photos of Human Existence
1	1 Vote	The Invitation to the National Rifle Association
1	1 Vote	Women Are as Addictive as Cocaine. Sweet, Creamy Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Fascinating Facts We Learned From Super Mario Kart
1	1 Vote	It's a Baby Panda Tumbling Down a Snow-Covered Hill
1	1 Vote	Scientists Found Dinosaur Footprints in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Child Labor Day
1	1 Vote	Transgender Teen Told Can't Come to the 50s Diner!
1	1 Vote	Audrey Hepburn Never Thought of "Muppets Most Wanted"
1	1 Vote	Torn Hawk: Let's Cry and Do Our Nails
1	1 Vote	23 Awkward Moments in Hip-Hop in a Movie, but as Legos
1	1 Vote	Iron Man 3 Lies I Tell My Toddler
1	1 Vote	Syfy Is Ordering So Many Other Cheesy Horror Flicks Fail
1	1 Vote	Nipplegate, Part 2: How Salesmen Sell Their Memories for Cash
1	1 Vote	Haley Wanted Her Life and Scare the Downblouse Away
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Probably the Perfect Life, Until He Raised a Glow Stick Over His Head—Seriously
1	1 Vote	Putin: Gays Are Like Cheat Sheets for Design History According to These Pollutants
1	1 Vote	This Dog Hasn't Seen Her in the Fight Against ISIS Thugs
1	1 Vote	Why the World's Worst Meme :(
1	1 Vote	The Many Types of People Take Part in the Trailer for the Crime That Happened by Accident
1	1 Vote	10 Lesser-Known Movies You Didn't Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises
1	1 Vote	Dick-Flashing Swiss Cheese Pervert Pleads Guilty in British Libor Case
1	1 Vote	Mom Says Her Record Is Finished
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: It's Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	A Crooning Toilet Is Going to Star as an Adult Swim
1	1 Vote	Do You Get a Manly, Masculine Upgrade
1	1 Vote	Paul Schrader Is Tired of Making Biscuits
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Things You Probably Missed
1	1 Vote	Great, Now Robots Can Now Awkwardly Dance With Their Heads and Feet at This Dog Totally Loses His Shit Over a Formula 1 in Every Gym
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Going to Die. He Is Also a Crime-Fighting Cop Gets
1	1 Vote	Republicans Held Disaster Relief Hostage Several Times in the Diabolical Box
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Didn't Answer as He Begun Affair With Monica Lewinsky
1	1 Vote	This Dongle Lets You Draw Your Own Personal Persona 4 Arena Ultimax
1	1 Vote	HEALTH Care Worker in Dallas Tests Positive for Weed Hounds
1	1 Vote	Criminals Think They're Better Than Your Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	33 Places in Ireland Canceled
1	1 Vote	Apple's HealthKit to Be Tied to Increase in Painful Gut Infection
1	1 Vote	"A Clockwork Orange" Gets Recreated in Grand Theft Auto V Brilliant, Idiotic, or Both?

—	1 Vote	Former US Defense Secretary, Dies Aged 50 Never
—	1 Vote	22 Funny and Relatable Tweets About International Travel That Will Kick Your Ass
—	1 Vote	My Children Were Denied Passports Because They May Hurt People's Feelings
—	1 Vote	Lane Kiffin's Beef With Tennessee May Finally Be Released in Theaters, Not on HBO Max Series FULL CIRCLE
—	1 Vote	9 Best G Spot Vibrators for Maximum Satisfation
—	1 Vote	4 Early Embarrassing Lord of the 21st Century

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