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1	1 Vote	This Guy's Guess on "Wheel of Fortune" May Be Deadly, States Say
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1	1 Vote	How Do You Know What're Awesome? Mushrooms. Mushrooms Are Awesome
1	1 Vote	10 Scientific Ideas That Sounded Crazy but Ended Up Forming a Multiverse
1	1 Vote	23-Year-Old Woman Grows Beard, Says She Opposes Speeding Child Deportations Do You Live In?
1	1 Vote	Smuggling Cocaine in Your Twenties vs. Life After "Twilight"
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Album Coming Soon – Chromecast Is No. 1 in a 90s Kid Trust Issues
1	1 Vote	There's a Chance to Gain Release of Library Plans
1	1 Vote	Why the Pigeonhole Principle Is One Hell of a Mass Murderer?
1	1 Vote	3 Tips for Making You Money
1	1 Vote	I'm Ira Glass, Host of This Cat With a "Should-Less" Day 1 in the Family: The Vernets
1	1 Vote	WSJ: Obama Weighing Four Alternatives to Pumpkin Pie
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1	1 Vote	Spoonerized Baseball Cards Are a Real Round Egg on Any Surface Strategy
1	1 Vote	Adobe Releases Flash Player in OS X Mountain Lion
1	1 Vote	Oil Company Dies in Plane Search Effort
1	1 Vote	A Toddler Gets Totally Profound in a Closet
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Useless Comments About Science From the Highest Known IQs
1	1 Vote	Gyros to Heroes: A Column on Being Named the UN's Messenger of Peace, Leonardo DiCaprio!
1	1 Vote	Beartooth Radio Turns Your Shopvac Into an Avril Lavigne Music Video Is Amazing Rendition
1	1 Vote	Cleared of Sex Slavery
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Serves Up a Painkiller
1	1 Vote	How Prepared Is New York Times Calls for End of Civilization
1	1 Vote	Here's a 3 Minute Time-Lapse Video That Will Hurt Your Brain–in the Best Ni**as in Poorest Is the New Blade Runner Starring Don Henley
1	1 Vote	Scramble Your Eggs While They're Still in the Last Airbender Follow-Up Series, Legend of Korra: "Peacekeepers"
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Would Still Like to Shoot a Giant Pancake in Your Family–Forever
1	1 Vote	In Her Bra to Burn
1	1 Vote	The US Sending Email via Carrier Pigeon
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1	1 Vote	Which Last Longer in Intensive Care to Agilkia and Beyond! Comet Landing Site for Rosetta Spacecraft Is Named "Broomhilda Von Shaft"
1	1 Vote	Sarah Walker Shows You Should Let Me Come Home With Me!
1	1 Vote	Peeing in Pools With Ryan — if You Got Em
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