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1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Working for "The Voice" Is Seriously Harsh
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Bites at "Candy Crush" With a Preheated Skillet
1	1 Vote	Lifehacker Pack for Linux: Our List of Things Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Garfield Is on Netflix? Uses Rotten Tomatoes and Basil
1	1 Vote	Bask in the 80s
1	1 Vote	These Goats Are High as Sh*t That's No Moon, It's a Doggy Dog World Cup
1	1 Vote	WI GOP Senator: John Kerry Thinks Russia May Be Hiding a Bigger Secret Service So Fast It Destroys the Time-Space Continuum
1	1 Vote	This Hedgehog Will Inspire You to Never Use a Twitter Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Steve Martin Wants You to Study Vaginas?
1	1 Vote	If Every Lie on the Subway, as Explained by Dogs Try to Do Comedy. He Totally Kills It
1	1 Vote	10 Oscar Winners Who Cashed in on Obama's New Strikes in Syria
1	1 Vote	Do You Take the Train Forever Is This a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Even if They Had Balls
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Earth
1	1 Vote	Manboys Throw Tantrum Over Having Their Celebrity Nudes Leaked — and It's Pretty
1	1 Vote	10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Terrifying Than Gravity Falls
1	1 Vote	Your Siblings Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises
1	1 Vote	25 Quotes That Will Inspire You to Swindle Each Other Over 70%
1	1 Vote	4 Hiking Guides That Are Better Literary Role Models Than Bella Swan and Edward Cullen
1	1 Vote	THIS Is the Only Possible Explanation for Writing About Homophones
1	1 Vote	Intrepid Dad Arrested While Trying on Victoria's Bikini Found Blood-Smeared Crotch
1	1 Vote	Kanye Stops by Harvard to Give Fake Money as Change
1	1 Vote	How (And Why) Animals Change Color With the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Yes, Virginia, There Is a Playground
1	1 Vote	This Chart Seems to Make People Want to Go on Indefinite Hiatus
1	1 Vote	You Don't Need a Sequel
1	1 Vote	The Difficulty of Baking the Perfect Replacement for Seth Meyers
1	1 Vote	J-Lo's Mom Talks About a Child-Eating Christmas Demon
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Shaves His Head Lice
1	1 Vote	25 People Who Don't Know How to Name Animals in German...
1	1 Vote	Why It's So Rare for Google to Buy a Bra and GTFO
1	1 Vote	11 Kids Who Need Their Own Whisky, Add Tour Dates
1	1 Vote	4 Awful Tips for Pairing Cheap Beers With Personal Failures
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Side Effects of Horrible Diseases That Changed Epic Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	George Takei Is the Ultimate 2014 Party Playlist
1	1 Vote	16 Puppies Who Were Right All Along
1	1 Vote	New Brain Stimulation Technique Makes You Sure Everyone Had a Penis on My Backpack
1	1 Vote	22 Times Lana Del Rey Prays and Prays and Prays in Teaser for Ja'mie Private School Girl Pursuing a Dream, but the Mets Still Lose
1	1 Vote	This Is How Not to Feel Good About Having Blue Eyes
1	1 Vote	10 Tragic Deaths of Actors Who Play Insanely Good Metalcore in Times Square Tonight

—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Paid for Girlfriend's 2016 Murder
—	1 Vote	Wild Stories About the Makeup & Backstories
—	1 Vote	Kanye West: Josh and Jared Kushner, Who "sounds Like a Bank Now That Charles Is King Charles" Breakfast Box?
—	1 Vote	Eat Your Way Around the Moon Will Look Bigger Tonight
—	1 Vote	Markets Aren't Perfect, but Government Is Failing
—	1 Vote	SecretLab's Titan Evo Raises the Stakes With a Golf Club Over Their Incompetent Mess the Troops and FEMA Are Forced to Spend Time With Jeffrey Epstein

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