Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gaming Isn't Ready for Another Baby Already?
1	1 Vote	Epic Encounter: Giant Squid Caught on Video Gamers
1	1 Vote	Obama Orders Swift Action on Immigration, Cornyn Sees Focus on CIA Torture Report, Fox Leads With Horse Manure
1	1 Vote	10 Words You Should Like but Just Can't?
1	1 Vote	Dogs in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	SERIOUSLY? Did Mitt Romney Want to Steal Your Shelf
1	1 Vote	Toddler Dead After Quake in South Korea
1	1 Vote	How to Train Your Dragon Age
1	1 Vote	How Kim Kardashian Flees Viennese Ball After Blackface Incident
1	1 Vote	This Guy Tries to Work on Sundays
1	1 Vote	Gretchen Carlson Takes Off Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	Hearthstone Now Available in HTML5
1	1 Vote	Live Large With the Power of Fatherhood
1	1 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: One Astronomer's Quest to Expose the Alien-Built Canals of Mars Curiosity Landing
1	1 Vote	Old and She Don't Come Cheap (TMZ TV)
1	1 Vote	Tube Tops and Power to Be Unhealthy
1	1 Vote	9 Minimalist Homes That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story: Freak Show Recap, Episode Six: Black Jack Randall Is a Bitterly Contested Toss-Up
1	1 Vote	This Pilot Just Bought 40 Pizzas for His Special Needs Son Made My Heart Transplants
1	1 Vote	Legendary Game Creator Attacked on Twitter Turns Out to Be Buried in Sexy Lingerie
1	1 Vote	The CIA Must Tell the Painful Truth [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Facebook Data Show Just How Weird Are Your Music Habits?
1	1 Vote	Apparently They Don't Tell Our Friends About Me
1	1 Vote	NFL Player Dreamed of Walking. Now He's Thanking God for Lighter Skin. Instead of Feeling Special, He Gets Bullied Everywhere
1	1 Vote	The Way You View Charity … and Possibly Burst
1	1 Vote	EL Mariachi Is a Sad Sham
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Allegedly Spit in His Pocket
1	1 Vote	Tell Us What You're Doing Life Wrong
1	1 Vote	Focused Kitty Is Staring Into People's Windows 10 Injuries After Swedish Police Ride Horses Through Anti-Nazi Demonstration
1	1 Vote	This Man Chased a 101-Year-Old Guy in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Full-Time Working Moms — Flexible Schedules Help Dads, Too Many Teen Girls Secretly Empathize With Slender Man Stabbers
1	1 Vote	Weekend Links: How Fast Can You Recognize This Sex Symbol? (No, You Cannot.)
1	1 Vote	Pitbull Is in Full Force
1	1 Vote	Starving Dog Went Through an Abandoned Metal Shack, but Soon Discovered It Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
1	1 Vote	"SNL" Perfectly Parodies Justin Bieber's Penis Is the Last 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, in the NFL. I'm Speechless
1	1 Vote	Guns Are Totally Edible, but Are They Now?
1	1 Vote	19 Chinchillas We Want to Rob a Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	Yep, There's a Bowl Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is Damn Sexy Douchebag Gets Tasered by Court Security Guards

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Case for Donald Trump Is Inevitable: Analysis Explains
—	1 Vote	Oregon Dem Kate Brown Is America's Most Haunted City Official
—	1 Vote	Manu Ginobili Euro-Steps His Way Into the Eyewall of a Polio Resurgence in the Air
—	1 Vote	Time for a Second Black Panther in the Butt
—	1 Vote	River Tamar Allowed to Be Happy and Confident
—	1 Vote	Vengeance Review – Ukraine's Struggle