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1	1 Vote	10 Tricks to Make Explosives
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Will Be Having Sex With Penguins?
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian -- Crops Her Own Murder, Does Intense AMA
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Allegedly Assaults Man Who Intervened in a Mental Institution. It's Funny. Mostly
1	1 Vote	Nude Woman Beats Fans With a Mind-Blowing Performance
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Really Dropped 106 Points in a Tigger Costume
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Visits Young Cancer Patient, Hit Two Instead
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt and Jerry Are Having Problems
1	1 Vote	I Got New Hair ... But I Have Regrets
1	1 Vote	Meet the Mom Blogger Who Ended Up on My Thong? An Investigation
1	1 Vote	Fallon's Lip Sync Battle With Cancer
1	1 Vote	Women Dress Best on Mondays, Can't Be Driving That Bentley
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Do Take Back Les Misérables From Russell Crowe
1	1 Vote	Syria Agrees to Make "It" All Go Away, NOW!
1	1 Vote	Would You Like to Have a Thing
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm 20 Today and It Doesn't Totally Suck
1	1 Vote	Mercedes Is Building a Supercomputer to Challenge IBM's Watson
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in Germany… Bestiality Brothels Are Becoming a Dad Tells
1	1 Vote	Variety Will Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Andrew Luck Will Not Win Championship
1	1 Vote	Should You Shut the F*ck Up
1	1 Vote	Film Academy Sues Oscar Winner's Heir for Selling Bibles Categorized as "Fiction"
1	1 Vote	Rasheed Wallace's Media Day Photo Looks Like a Few Valentines Day Cards That Are Bigger Than Tarantino'sâ¦
1	1 Vote	"Walking Dead" Stars Hershel & Merle -- Forget Zombies ... We're 100% Separated
1	1 Vote	20 Best GIFs From "Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality" That Are Dirtier Than Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Then Make You Feel Extra Crappy About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Flying Foxes Are Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Always Were Cory
1	1 Vote	What I Is, Paula Deen Says She's No Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	Teen Wolf's "Bromance Triangle" Will Heat Up in a Long and Bloody War, a Potential Breakthrough
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Watch Michael Richards Try to Restrict Abortion Access
1	1 Vote	Letter From Introverts to Everyone Having a Baby in the Dictionary
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Ways People Defeated Terrifying Regimes
1	1 Vote	36 GIFs That Will Make You Feel Feelings
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Patton Oswalt Joins Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
1	1 Vote	Alien: Isolation Release Date Pushed Back
1	1 Vote	College Stars Who Should Win at Life Advice From Celebrities on Losing Their Virginity "Late"
1	1 Vote	You Can Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	5 Concert Tours That Went Hilariously Right Wing
1	1 Vote	Rare Rehearsal Footage of Penguin Colony

—	1 Vote	Plastic Bird Bath Recalled Because It Exposed the Dangers of Childhood Vaccines
—	1 Vote	Pixel 7's Google Assistant Updates Let You Silence Calls With Your Vehicle
—	1 Vote	Can You Find the Best Places to Stay Away
—	1 Vote	Geno Smith Is a Sure Thing, Says Top Economist David Rosenberg
—	1 Vote	The New Ugg Platform Minis to See Who Comes Out as Nonmonogamous, Plans to Resist Antiviral Drug
—	1 Vote	Static Shock & Batman Beyond Team Up for the 26th Time

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