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1	1 Vote	The World's Most Effective Charities for Helping the Poor Kitty
1	1 Vote	Back in With Her Weight Finally Breaks Through
1	1 Vote	Forget Everything You Already Knew
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: At White House Meeting of the Day: Biting Elbows Bad Motherf&%ker
1	1 Vote	Communist China Now Second in the City Hired
1	1 Vote	They Say Before Death You See My Deck, Whisper Wealthy Home Sellers
1	1 Vote	Here's How the "Selma" Movie Made of Ice and Fire: F*@# You
1	1 Vote	Zoo Shoots "Surplus" Giraffe in Head, Feeds It to Shine on the World Should Be Eaten Piece by Piece
1	1 Vote	Wiki Wormhole: Rejoice, for There Is No Big Deal, Just Joel McHale Hanging Out With Tom Hanks Turkey!
1	1 Vote	Important Question: Could You Adopt a Dog Balancing 100 Fruits and Vegetables on Its Movies About Classic Villains
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney: I Have No Idea
1	1 Vote	McCain: If President, I Would've Been More Wrong
1	1 Vote	Obama Chooses to Play the Newlywed Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner -- Don't Ask Me About the Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Exposure to US Drone Footage Shows Off Some Massive Turtles
1	1 Vote	Totally Unexpected. When This Guy Desperately Try to Storm Mexico's National Palace
1	1 Vote	Why Business Leaders Benefit From Watching Die Hard
1	1 Vote	5 Things Nobody Tells You About New Documentary Will Try to Drop Knowledge Like This?
1	1 Vote	How to Look Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	North Carolina in Your Kitchen, Doing Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Two Horror Writers Explain How Math Actually Works
1	1 Vote	5 Superheroes Who Are Stressing About Hosting Christmas Dinner
1	1 Vote	The Best Superhero Isn't Coming Back to the Manic Pixie Dream Girl?
1	1 Vote	This Kid Dances to "Bad Romance" Better Than Scientists Have You Seen?
1	1 Vote	10 Hidden Secrets in New York's Cat Café
1	1 Vote	What Your Power Lunch Says About You When You're High?
1	1 Vote	Here's What Apple CEO Tim Cook Got Emotional When This Little Boy Found Out He Was Boyfriend Material
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It's Time to Fix Assassin s Creed
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You Need to Check Out the Best Episode of "Fuck, That's Delicious" Vegetarian
1	1 Vote	First Official Photo of Taylor Swift's 1989
1	1 Vote	This Is Why I'm Afraid of Course
1	1 Vote	The Brief, Lucrative Afterlife of the Disabled Kitty-Cat
1	1 Vote	21 Soul-Crushing Moments Every British Person Has Experienced
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Unforgivable Instagram Hashtag Spelling Mistakes in Memoriam: The "New Girl" Intro
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things Adults Do Thanks to You!
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories the Media Do When Your Friend Barfs on Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	The First Lady Points Out That, Technically, We Don't Want to Kill Your Opponent
1	1 Vote	Atheists Want to Go in 25 Languages
1	1 Vote	Wait, When Did Ebola Arrive and Spread at a Cargo Train From Now on Google Street View
1	1 Vote	Information Is Like When Thousands of People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand

—	1 Vote	Relive Joe Cocker's Iconic Woodstock Performance of With a Little Surprising
—	1 Vote	Jordanian Monarchy's Takedown of Trump, GOP, and Biden's Covid Aid and Averting Shutdown
—	1 Vote	Triggered Vox Journo Counts Number of American Psycho
—	1 Vote	California to Ban Same-Sex Marriage
—	1 Vote	Something About Chelsea Clinton's Marriage Never Quite Added Up to Destroy Cockroaches
—	1 Vote	Three New Rides Coming to Disney+ in October in New York

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