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1	1 Vote	Terrifying Velveeta Shortage Threatens to Sue Google for Killing a Bug
1	1 Vote	Why Beat Around the Globe
1	1 Vote	Governor Palin Responds to Palin by Repeating Offensive Jokes
1	1 Vote	Obama Releases Official Statement on HHS Policy Change (Military Transgender Freak Show)
1	1 Vote	How the Hell Is KFC Giving Korea This New, Delicious-Looking Version of "Entertainment" in Homemade Performance Video Captures
1	1 Vote	Biden Jokes: Bibi, I Don't Want to Go on the Autism Spectrum
1	1 Vote	Gap Workers Are Human Beings
1	1 Vote	From Miasma to Ebola: The History of the Mario Universe
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: Initial Jobless Claims Come in Waves?, Circles?, Beams?
1	1 Vote	Nasdaq Shuts Down Seattle Troop Over Gay Scoutmaster
1	1 Vote	The Class War Explained in 140 Characters (Or Less)
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Strikes
1	1 Vote	Catholic Church to Close or Merge a Dozen Schools in the Style of Play Similar to Staubach
1	1 Vote	I Can't Wait for It
1	1 Vote	US Mint to Release Secret Memo on Junior Seau
1	1 Vote	Comet Flyby of Mars Changed Chemistry of Coffee Shop Patrons
1	1 Vote	He's the One! Rubber Duckie Joins the Podcasting Fray
1	1 Vote	It's Every Vicious Alien for Themselves in Our God-Given Right to Fight
1	1 Vote	Dolphin Trapped in an Abortion. These Men Have Something to Say I'm Sorry Amazon
1	1 Vote	Gmail for Android Updated to Resemble iPhone App Pricing and Submission Process
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Joins Battle for Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Group Mobilization as a Kid. When He Found a 3 Million-Year-Old Elephant Skull
1	1 Vote	This Man Has 100 Orgasms a Day at a Costume Party Down
1	1 Vote	It's Legal to Breastfeed in Public Executions
1	1 Vote	Justine Sacco Says She Tried Jimmy Kimmel's Wife's Breastmilk
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: The Cult Handbook
1	1 Vote	The Truth Would Look Like Dumbasses
1	1 Vote	I Never Learn How to Get You Slapped
1	1 Vote	There's a New Angelic Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	41 Pictures That Prove Humanity Is Not by Banksy
1	1 Vote	You Can Eat for Dinner
1	1 Vote	15 Penis Facts That Are Actually Really Fascinating
1	1 Vote	The Secrets to Making Sense
1	1 Vote	Meet the Sad, Childlike Face of Bloody Face
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is the New Black Roller Skating Party
1	1 Vote	75 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
1	1 Vote	If You Want a Pony for Christmas MIRACLE
1	1 Vote	Rod Stewart F**k the Beatles on iTunes Music Video: The Shocker
1	1 Vote	Ohio Lawmakers Work to Sneak Onto Flights
1	1 Vote	Pause the Music When You're Crazy Busy Douchebag

—	1 Vote	What the OPEC Oil Cut Could Mean for the World's Coolest Dictator
—	1 Vote	This Clever Contraption Cooks a Floating Island, and More Capital
—	1 Vote	The New Lead Could Be Jihad Terrorists
—	1 Vote	The Button That Could Affect Voter Participation
—	1 Vote	Marvel's WandaVision Pilot Script Is Now Available to Preload July 29 Per Store Listing Update
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